Trump's favorite book is the bible. Who knew?

[Kingofalldems]

Of course he's lying through his teeth.

Link to tweet

[FiveGoodMen]

1. Just like Dubya's

[Meadowoak]

2. I bet Trump has never touched a Bible, let alone read one.

[Wounded Bear]

3. I'm sure he personally stocked all of his hotel rooms with Gideon Bibles...

[dalton99a]

4. There is no better Bible scholar

[RockRaven]

5. He likes the feel of that super thin plasticky faux leather cover when

the prostitute spanks him with it. It reminds him of Stormy. Who reminds him of Ivanka.

[PCIntern]

6. Yes:

Chapters 7 and 11

[marble falls]

7. He's reading a page a day. He plans to be done in a month.

[Doodley]

8. He can only name two books, the Art of the Deal and The Bible.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

9. I thought it was 2 Corinthians

Two Corinthians walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Those are some fine leather jackets".

[jmowreader]

10. He can't tell you his favorite verse for a reason

It’s Leviticus 20.13, which says to kill gays.

[demosincebirth]

15. Ahh,Leviticus again.

[HipChick]

11. Sounds like Any and All of them Palin reply

[louis-t]

12. John Wayne's, too.

[spanone]

13. Full O' Shite.

[Loge23]

14. His real favorite

is the accounting that his scam businesses gave to the IRS.