mitt, I'll vote for you for $50,000

[Philosoraptor]

mitt, I'm a broke ass American, you know the type, there are apparently millions of us, and I will guarantee you my vote for a mere $50,000. This would really get me out of a tough spot, cause I'm very close to selling my stocks so I can put food on the ironing board.

I know you can spare it without even blinking, I know you use $50,000 in the bathroom every morning, and that is just spare change to you, a guy who's worth appr. 400 million by some estimates, at least the money that they can identify, so come on, lemmee hold fiddy and you got my vote.

[liberal N proud]

1. That might be how they win this

Pay people to vote for the stiff.