"G7 loves the American President!" . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!

[skip fox]

PresiDented Trump is saying: "Let me tell you, every great leader here at the G7 supports America's trade war with China. . . . Furthermore, there is overwhelming support for readmitting Russia to the G7. They simply love the idea, just like they love me. . . . They were even going to pass a resolution to that effect, but they're too shy."

[essaynnc]

1. Did he really say this ???? nt

[skip fox]

2. CAUTION. CAPTIONing at DU is a creative sport, but

we try to channel our subjects' stupidity, avarice, duplicity, mendacity, etc. for satiric purposes.

So, no he really didn't say this (though he said things close to this), but he would have if he thought he could get away wit doing so.

[Ohiogal]

3. He always sits in a chair

like he’s on the commode.

[underpants]

4. Same result

The shit just comes out the other end

[Aristus]

5. HA!

[SharonAnn]

8. At least he's not making that "vagina hands" pose.

[underpants]

6. No Abe, we're not going to talk or do anything until all the American companies finish leaving China

I'm just sitting here like we I have to go pee

[RainCaster]

7. So glad I was changed an hour ago, ahhhh.

[skip fox]

9. D.T. is saying:

"We hold no grudges. . . . When Japan dropped the atom bomb on Pearl Harbor, we had to jump in and start World War Two. . . . Imagine : there were two in the same century. . . . That was rough. . . . But we won, so if they pay fro all the damages in today's dollars, we'll forget the whole thing."

[NCjack]

10. "My election victory in 2012 was huuuge, and 2020 is shaping up

for me to absolutely crush the Democrat Party candidate."