The usefulness of colouring books...

[syringis]

[Newest Reality]

1. Don't give him too many colors though.

That would totally confuse him and he might have a temper tantrum.

Gee, I just noticed that we have an extremely bloated, really pasty member there who's makeup can't even disguise the rancid sacks of eye fat under his dull, Grim Reaper eyes. The look of disgusted, fearful contempt doesn't help much either since it really stands out in comparison to the actual adults at the table. The contrast is remarkable.

It looks like he has the hands together in his lap thing again, and he is leaning into the camera like he wants it to absorb him. Any farther there and he could have fallen over. He does look like a frightened child on the first day of school. That's what happens when he is not free and empowered to do his tough guy shtick, solo. He looks like he knows he is emasculated there.

Maybe they should have also had some Sesame Street videos of "one of these things doesn't belong here" for him to watch in order to drive home the message?

[procon]

2. Trump's expression looks like he just pooped his pants. NT

[MontanaMama]

3. Bingo.

[TeamPooka]

4. Trump would eat the crayons.