Wooden statue of Trump erected in Melania's home country of Slovenia (not delicately carved)

[Mrs. Overall]

President Trump finally has a monument in Slovenia, his wife’s home country.

A wooden statue, nearly 25 feet tall, has suddenly popped up on private land in the village of Sela pri Kamniku, about 20 miles northeast of the capital, Ljubljana.The president may not like it, though.

The statue depicts Trump in a blue suit and a bright red tie, standing with a fierce look in his blue eyes, his right arm raised straight up in the air with a clenched fist.

With a square head and jaw, the Trump statue looks almost like a Christmas nutcracker, or maybe a Presidential Pez. It also appears to be a work in progress, with an extension ladder still propped up against the statue’s head Wednesday and scrap lumber piled nearby.

The man who designed it, who was interviewed on local television station Kanal A but not identified by name, said it was meant to show Trump in the style of Superman, or the Statue of Liberty.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/wooden-statue-of-trump-pops-up-in-slovenia-his-wifes-home-country/2019/08/28/9c77e464-c9a7-11e9-a4f3-c081a126de70_story.html

[Thomas Hurt]

1. A big wooden penis would have sufficed.

[11 Bravo]

6. Complete with yetti pubes?

[marble falls]

9. A big penis with small hands and it's own tiny penis.

[Totally Tunsie]

10. A small wooden mushroom might also have worked.

[FM123]

2. "it was meant to show Trump in the style of Superman, or the Statue of Liberty"

Really???
It looks to me that it is more in the style of Idiotman, or the Statue of Idiocy...

[Poiuyt]

17. I thought it was a Nazi salute

Really

[gulliver]

18. Me too...his fingers are short, so that's what it would look like.

[lunasun]

3. Is Best

[The Polack MSgt]

8. ++++

[rzemanfl]

12. +1. n/t

[ploppy]

4. The tie isn't nearly long enough.

[Xipe Totec]

5. Shouldn't he be holding his crotch? Or somebody's crotch? nt

[nolabear]

7. Can they possibly turn it into a windmill?

[Tech]

11. Minecraft trump?

[marble falls]

13. Not wooden enough.

[genxlib]

14. "it was meant to show Trump in the style of Superman, or the Statue of Liberty"

Or Nazi salute.

I am going with Nazi salute.

[nykym]

15. Made of Wood

It will burn!

[NCjack]

16. Damn! Literally nailed it. Looks just like him.

Needs an inscription: "Donald John Trump -- His own best friend."

[Bradical79]

19. The angle of the arm is all wrong

Need to bring it down about 45°, and that should be an open hand, not a closed fist. Otherwise, a very flattering image!

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

20. Striking resemblance

[Initech]

21. The words "Trump" and "erected" are way too close together in that sentence for comfort.

[Vinca]

22. Chunks of wood are too smart to be turned into Trump doing a Nazi salute.

[smirkymonkey]

23. Probably smarter than Trump anyway.