He is absolutely fried.

[nolabear]

Link to tweet

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. I've seen better looking corpses.

[nolabear]

3. "It's heading in one direction..." 🙄

[JDC]

5. "In dead center"

His generalities really are something. He never says anything.

[nolabear]

11. Ever. He has the best words. No meaning.

[maxsolomon]

72. Consider that "no meaning" is the point.

His only real talent is blathering endlessly without saying a goddamn thing.

Decipimur Specie Recti. We are deceived by the semblance of rectitude.

[handmade34]

77. you are wrong here...

"hit dead center" is obviously Mar-a-Lago... it is all about him, all the time... this video is directed at his Mar-a-Lago friends and staff

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

15. His skin looks terrible.

His face looks like a scrotum with eyes.

[smirkymonkey]

16. *snicker*

[Tipperary]

19. Ha! What a perfect description!

Omg.

[Captain Zero]

24. Busted out with LOL

Thank you.

[nolabear]

39. Uhhhhhhh...

Link to tweet

Tomi Lahren’s new yoga line came out. Twitter had fun.

You have to open the photo.

[sprinkleeninow]

42. That is so low.... eom

[Kali]

43. !!!

[argyl]

60. That is photoshopped, isn't it?

Tomi and Trump are such clueless idiots it's really hard to tell what's real and what's satire anymore.

[kag]

61. That was my reaction.

I kept looking for an Onion link or something. I mean, I know it's photoshopped, but they're both so stupid you have to wonder...

[nolabear]

66. It is. Beautifully. 😄

[sprinkleeninow]

41. Was gonna interject something regarding nads, but I won't. eom

[Peace06]

63. LOL

Scrotum with eyes! Still laughing!

[lastlib]

81. That's why I call him "AnusMouth"...

The same stuff comes out of both, they look alike, and they're interchangeable.

[lastlib]

82. I've seen more INTELLIGENT corpses.

I've seen more verbally gifted corpses.

[Cary]

2. Extra crispy

[sprinkleeninow]

4. Here's a Bronx cheer and a New Jersey raspberry.

Pthhhpptt.

[jcgoldie]

6. And that was your weather report...

...brought to you by Ms McGibaney's 5th grade class at the elementary school...

[dalton99a]

7. Looks like a very, very stupid speech by a very, very big dumbass

[Niagara]

46. +1000

[Wawannabe]

48. To infinity

And beyond!!!

“Toy Story”

[Skittles]

8. he is such a fucking moron

[Wawannabe]

49. See above

Lol

[Skittles]

53. I mean, seriously

I remember when I was kid, listening to Charles Manson ranting on TV and wondering WTF anyone could ever have seen in him....I feel the same way ANY time that fascist idiot piece of shit Trump talks - it is just MIND-BOGGLING that *ANYONE* can fail to see he is a FUCKING MORON.

[mysteryowl]

9. He sounds like a 1st grader

[dixiegrrrrl]

21. One speech expert said he reads and talks at a 4th grade level.

I love seeing how lousy his media/PR video team is. Talk about 4th grade level.

[lastlib]

83. That would be an intellectually-stunted 4th grader.......

Three syllables in a word would be just about all he could handle without extensive practice beforehand.

[Miles Archer]

10. He didn't handle the G7 trip well at all.

And now, he's worried about Mar-a-Lago.

Thoughts and prayers for his serenity.

[nolabear]

12. President Obvious. It's water. It's wind. It's big. It goes 'round.

[world wide wally]

13. Yeah, OK.... But is it wet?

[MoonchildCA]

47. Do you mean from the standpoint of water?

[Joe941]

14. He only cares about mar a lago

[Wawannabe]

51. +To infinity

And beyond!

“Toy Story”

[smirkymonkey]

17. He is so fucking useless.

Why bother with this? It's like pouring acid into a wound. Nobody is comforted by him.

This is one of those situations where it would be more comforting if he would just shut the fuck up for a few days.

[Wawannabe]

52. But

Marawhatchmacallit!!!

[Tipperary]

18. He keeps saying "big."

But it’s a compact storm, as was Andrew. Extremely powerful and dangerous, but it is not “big.” Andrew devastated Homestead; I remember going there to give out water and other supplies. It was just flattened. At the time, they said Miami dodged a bullet and how bad it could be if a major metropolitan area was hit. This might be that time.

That being said, yeah, he does sound fried.

[Totally Tunsie]

20. If this weren't so sad, it'd be hilarious!

[Wawannabe]

54. I can't watch it

But having fun reading DUers thoughts.
I just cannot watch that fucker.

[llmart]

22. He has the vocabulary of a first grader.

The only adjectives he knows are big, tremendous and big.

Oh, and don't forget big. How many f***ing times does he have to use that word?

Does this really reassure anyone at all?

Lordy, he's a mess.

[maxsolomon]

73. That's why his voters love him.

they have the same vocabulary.

[Patterson]

23. I thought it was better than most of his speeches.

[LuckyLib]

64. Notice the lack of helicopter noise behind him. He has to talk normally, without

his irritating shouting voice.

[spanone]

25. Watch out, winds will be 'UNBELIEVABLY HIGH'

I do believe that the weather channel will give the accurate wind speed no matter how 'unbelievably high' it gets

[Tommy_Carcetti]

26. I refuse to believe this man is my President.

I’m in the direct path of this storm and I feel not the least bit reassured.

George W. Bush I would have felt more reassured than this man, and you have no idea how much that pains me to say.

[nolabear]

34. Yeah, I'm sorry. Denial is likely smart right now.

But so is major prep. Hang in there.

[sprinkleeninow]

37. ---

[Volaris]

50. Dick Cheney thanks you for that sentiment.

No, seriously...like, there's no joke here, just that Bush is now off the hook as the most incompetent puppet-president the nation's ever had.

And The Corpse That Just Hasnt Died Yet, IS thankful for that.

[Wawannabe]

56. Bravo!

Well played.

[Blue Owl]

27. "He was a fattish but active man of paralyzing stupidity..."

Can't get over how well that Orwell passage describes Diaper Donny...

[hatrack]

28. Except for the "active" part, of course . . .

[Blue Owl]

29. Well, he's sort of active...

in a Twittery, golf-carty kind of way...

[Disaffected]

38. Orwell and Mencken

knew their stuff alright.

[CatMor]

30. I don't get the point of that talk ...

I believe most adults know a hurricane has high winds and rain. Nothing was accomplished by that bloviating idiot trying to sound intelligent. I guess everyone can rest assured now that he god blessed everyone.

[Thunderbeast]

31. If Obama had only done something...

I would not need to fix this mess so bigly.

[Celerity]

32. Rump the Fear Monger

[Capt. America]

33. Go to hell you monster.

[Wawannabe]

58. Quick fast and in a hurry

Frickin perverted worm.

[tosh]

35. K&R...

for all the excellent responses to this gibberish.

DU never lets me down.

[sprinkleeninow]

40. We aim to please? 😊

[Disaffected]

36. What about

paper towels??

We need paper towels!

[Newest Reality]

44. Hmmm...

It sounds like he is struggling to find and say the few words that he has in his limited vocabulary.

And, is he gotz ta' sadz? I was expecting him to start bawling any minute. Did it hurt that bad? Maybe keeping his tiny hands down when he talked was a strain? He is usually flailing them about like somebody who is drowning.

Well, that was a useless attempt to pretend like he gives a shit. PR stunt. Is somebody actually getting through to him?

[Niagara]

45. What the heck did I just watch?

This idiot should be banned from giving tremendously horrific weather reports on hurricanes.

[Wawannabe]

59. Nuke that

Idiot!

[nolabear]

55. Somebody posted the text. War and Peace it ain't.

Link to tweet

[madaboutharry]

65. That is one of the most frightening things I have ever read.

He speaks like a three year old.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

75. Thanks for saving those of us that can't stand listening to him.

I lost one IQ point just from reading it.......

[John Fante]

79. "But we all got lucky, it missed Puerto Rico"

I have heard a statement this insincere since Melania said "that was fantastic, Donald" after he rolled off her.

[Sugarcoated]

57. He's slurring his words

Mush mouth

[PatrickforO]

62. No surprise there. What was interesting to me was

reading the comments on the thread.

Boy, are we polarized. Only one post out of over a hundred I viewed expressing genuine sentiments about just being safe from the storm. The rest were split between things like, 'the guy's a criminal' and 'best president ever.'

The positive point is the negative comments against Trump outnumbered the positive 'you're a great president' ones. So that's good.

The negative point is there were so many negative comments and Trump's base does not seem to be shrinking. Holding steady at about 45 million.

How can that even be, I ask myself every day?

[BSdetect]

68. Because evolution works slowly

[maxsolomon]

74. The Sunk Cost Fallacy

better to double down that admit fault. god forbid you re-assess your position.

[Vinca]

67. I tried to watch, but anything short of him keeling over on air is a disappointment.

[rsdsharp]

69. Nothing is more calming in an emergency

than a dolt walking in front of a camera aaaaaand babbling aimlessly as stray neurons sputter and spark, desperately trying to build a coherent sentence from the ramblings.

[Sophia_Of_PlanetX]

70. I'm sending vibes that the hurricane will go out to sea.

Be safe, everyone! I’m hoping for the best.

[nolabear]

71. I hope for that too. Welcome to DU!

[shanti]

76. A whole heap of nothing

A first-grader could do better.

[The Genealogist]

78. Man's as do-less as fits on a boar

As my maternal grand,other would have said. Good to know that it is going to hit dead center. Very helpful. Dead center of what? So fucking helpful. With reporting like this, might was well just fire all the staff at The Weather Channel and turn it over to him.

[OAITW r.2.0]

80. A real inspiration!

Man of Few words and fewer brain cells.