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COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE Last night, right-wing podcaster, commentator, and singer/writer Jethro Bohiggins was among the crowd at President Donald Trumps MAGA rally. Though he lives hundreds of miles away in another state, Bohiggins says it was a no brainer decision for him to hop in his 1989 Ford sedan and drive up to North Carolina to attend the rally. Bohiggins was among those who gleefully chanted Send her back when Trump brought up Minnesota congresswoman Rep. Ilhan Omars name.
It was one of the best moments Ive ever had as a pure, white, good, clean, all American patriot, Bohiggins told listeners today on his podcast. Nothing says freedom, liberty, and independence like shouting at a brown person to leave your country because youre offended by the words that come out of their mouth! And if those words are all namby-pamby, hippie dippie crap about letting people be free to choose their own, best life, then thats even better! True freedom is doing what the GOP and its orange savior tell us to do, is it not fam?
Bohiggins says that the chanting reminded him very much of some of his favorite times as an American.
Its like when youre lightin up a big ol wooden lowercase T, for Trump, on some uppity urbans lawn, and you and your, um, clan, start spontaneously whistlin Dixie and chanting, Jews will not replace us!, Bohiggins ranted, Or when we were burning all those copies of the Koran and the AP U.S. history textbooks! Theres just something very American about mobs and chanting stuff about brown people that makes the bald eagle in my heart soar!
As much fun as he had at the rally, Jethro says things took a little bit of a downward turn as he was driving back home.
See, the problem, fam, is that Im not a cuck, so I refuse to have one of those smartphones. We all know you only get so-called smart in so-called schools, and schools are where libtards indoctrinate us, so I dont need nothin thats smart in my life, Bohiggins explained, not no smartphone. Not no smart TVs. Not no smart president. I like my shit easy and dumb, fam!
Because he doesnt own a smartphone, Jethro was left to rely on maps to navigate himself from the rally in North Carolina, back to his home state of Tennessee. But, there was one problem with that, as well.
I also dont buy no books, ever, because for the same reasons! Books mean education, which means libtard indoctrination, so I dont buy any Thomas Guides or nothin, Jethro said. The problem was that I guess I had accidentally used my map as a napkin when I stopped off at the Chick-Fil-A. See, napkins for customers only and I was just there to rub one out. Point is, I lost my map, fam, and I was stuck for a good long while in North Carolina.
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Karadeniz
(22,513 posts)bitterross
(4,066 posts)So close to the truth.
sharedvalues
(6,916 posts)This is really what conservatives think
mahatmakanejeeves
(57,439 posts)Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin, I think you're one of the best posters here. I always look forward to reading your threads. I responded to one of them earlier today. It hurts me to write this.
But boy oh boy, this theme is getting old at DU.
Tell me again, what were those states with the electoral votes that put Trump over the top? They get kind of cold in the winter, don't they?
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(107,960 posts)I think it's more a slam at Trump supporters than a slam at the south.
keithbvadu2
(36,793 posts)Trump called them dumb southerners and they still love him.
Brother Buzz
(36,423 posts)because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps....