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Another one of Jeff's favorite Bible stories (Original Post)
SHRED
Sep 2019
OP
gelsdorf
(240 posts)1. Ah yes, the Book of Punishment
verses 1-20
I really like verse 19 "And ye, who maketh the orange leader unhappy, be beset by mass punishments, and it shall be goode"
Ilsa
(61,695 posts)3. Oh, yes, Chapter 1 is all about
Punishment for being LGBTQ.
Chapter 2 of the Book of Punishment makes the noble declarations of who the "lesser" people are, that they are useless unless enslaved, and how they are to be dealt with.
I believe Chapter 4 speaks of punishments for not being completely obsequious to TOO (The Orange One).
I can't remember what Chapter 3 demanded.
RainCaster
(10,872 posts)14. Chapter three allows the Orange Profit to do whatever feels good
Ilsa
(61,695 posts)16. I guess I need to go back to heathen school
to learn the lessons of TOO.
CaptYossarian
(6,448 posts)18. Chapter 11 has to do with unnecessary and irresponsible tariffs.
eppur_se_muova
(36,262 posts)2. Shouldn't that be The Chosen One ? nt
SCVDem
(5,103 posts)4. False idols of gold?
Hmmmm!
LittleGirl
(8,287 posts)5. Whiny little bitch.
keithbvadu2
(36,799 posts)6. Bible stories from a different Jeff
keithbvadu2
(36,799 posts)8. Different Jeff again
iluvtennis
(19,858 posts)10. Spot on keithbvadu2 - thanks for the posts. nt
sandensea
(21,635 posts)11. Perfect.
Hadn't seen that one - but Steve Sack rarely if ever disappoints.
If Mike Myers makes another Austin Powers movie, Eva Braun Nielsen should audition for the role of Frau Farbissina.
gibraltar72
(7,503 posts)7. Suffer the children.
tclambert
(11,085 posts)19. The Trump policy is very similar to that: "Make those children suffer!"
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)12. K&R
I love Jeff Tiedrich! He always nails it.
Karadeniz
(22,514 posts)15. Love seeing false doctrine thrown in their hypocritical faces!
BlueJac
(7,838 posts)20. Such a fool