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5hChris Rock@chrisrockoz
Clint Eastwood debated a chair and the chair won. #RNC #GOP2012
40mChris Rock@chrisrockoz
The Dems should have an empty chair on stage for the entire DNC, & when anyone asks who it belongs to, they can say Osama bin Laden #DNC2012
1hChris Rock@chrisrockoz
BREAKING NEWS: CNN REPORTS: Last night when he got home, Clint Eastwood got in a huge fight with the rest of his furniture. #RNC #GOP2012
2hChris Rock@chrisrockoz
Romney proves w/ a little hard work & a little luck, even a multimillionaire white guy from Harvard can succeed in this country #GOP2012
2hChris Rock@chrisrockoz
Mitt Romney says he's never paid less than 13% in taxes, which I think is fair because only 13% of his money is in this country #GOP2012
2hChris Rock@chrisrockoz
Clint Eastwood, an 82 year old man who has had 7 children with 5 women, was married twice & talking to me about family values! #RNC #GOP2012
4hChris Rock@chrisrockoz
The empty chair was a metaphor for the entire GOP platform. There's nothing there, but blind hatred for a man that doesn't exist
4hChris Rock@chrisrockoz
If you vote against Obama because he can't get stuff done, it's like saying, "this guy can't cure cancer. I'm gonna vote for cancer." #RN
6hChris Rock@chrisrockoz
Republicans are getting so confident of beating Obama they've started admitting he was born here #RNC #GOP2012
7hChris Rock@chrisrockoz
Half a billion dollars have been spent on campaign ads so far. It's a good thing our schools & economy are in great shape or I'd be mad #RNC
7hChris Rock@chrisrockoz
The people who demanded to see Obama's birth certificate dont seem the slightest bit interested in seeing Romney's tax returns #RNC #GOP2012
KT2000
(20,577 posts)Raster
(20,998 posts)Response to Playinghardball (Original post)
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DesertRat
(27,995 posts)It says in the description it's a parody. Chris Rock's twitter account is @ChrisRock
efhmc
(14,726 posts)hamsterjill
(15,220 posts)I started laughing and just can't seem to stop!
ProSense
(116,464 posts)Mitt Romney says he's never paid less than 13% in taxes, which I think is fair because only 13% of his money is in this country #GOP2012
Overseas
(12,121 posts)DefenseLawyer
(11,101 posts)Classic Chris Rock.
Care Acutely
(1,370 posts)Misskittycat
(1,916 posts)liberal N proud
(60,334 posts)Response to Playinghardball (Original post)
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flamingdem
(39,313 posts)Aerows
(39,961 posts)"If you vote against Obama because he can't get stuff done, it's like saying, "this guy can't cure cancer. I'm gonna vote for cancer." #RN "
Cali_Democrat
(30,439 posts)bulloney
(4,113 posts)And there's another Facebook comment floating around asking everyone to go easy on Clint. He was asked to criticize Obamacare and Eastwood thought they said Obama chair.
aquart
(69,014 posts)I'm just grateful he uses his powers for good.
BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)though I think being smart and sharp are incompatible with repukeism.
G_j
(40,367 posts)JoePhilly
(27,787 posts)proverbialwisdom
(4,959 posts)habitual
(1,590 posts)Clint Eastwood on the phone with Obama now: "It all went according to plan,sir." - Chris Rock
Skittles
(153,160 posts)love his voice, his comedy, his WIT!
Cha
(297,220 posts)comedians last night.. who knew the rnc would be so side splitting Funny?!!
I didn't see the speech..so did Clint really talk about "Family Values"? For crying out loud!
Thanks Playinghardball..
Behind the Aegis
(53,956 posts)This is the best, by far: The empty chair was a metaphor for the entire GOP platform. There's nothing there, but blind hatred for a man that doesn't exist
So very true!
Did I Just Type This
(77 posts)He should tour with Romney and provide a loosely translated account of Mitt's adventures.
progressoid
(49,990 posts)Carnage251
(562 posts)His official verified account is @chrisrock
iamthebandfanman
(8,127 posts)ellisonz
(27,711 posts)40mChris Rock@chrisrockoz
The Dems should have an empty chair on stage for the entire DNC, & when anyone asks who it belongs to, they can say Osama bin Laden #DNC2012
Scuba
(53,475 posts)Initech
(100,075 posts)progressivebydesign
(19,458 posts)..& when anyone asks who it belongs to, they can say Osama bin Laden"
Word.
Javaman
(62,530 posts)LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!
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Bernardo de La Paz
(49,001 posts)hedgehog
(36,286 posts)"this guy can't cure cancer. I'm gonna vote for cancer."
Champion Jack
(5,378 posts)me b zola
(19,053 posts)lady lib
(2,933 posts)Chris Rocks!
emmadoggy
(2,142 posts)Tx4obama
(36,974 posts)freshwest
(53,661 posts)PD Turk
(1,289 posts)This shit BURNS!!
MrMickeysMom
(20,453 posts)"The empty chair was a metaphor for the entire GOP platform. There's nothing there, but blind hatred for a man that doesn't exist!"
How true is this statement? Yeah, ME TOO!
MrMickeysMom
(20,453 posts)"The empty chair was a metaphor for the entire GOP platform. There's nothing there, but blind hatred for a man that doesn't exist!"
How true is this statement? Yeah, ME TOO!
MrMickeysMom
(20,453 posts)I duped something, so it must be head-banging true!
tblue37
(65,353 posts)The very funniest one:
BREAKING NEWS: CNN REPORTS: Last night when he got home, Clint Eastwood got in a huge fight with the rest of his furniture.
The other best ones:
The empty chair was a metaphor for the entire GOP platform. There's nothing there, but blind hatred for a man that doesn't exist
Republicans are getting so confident of beating Obama they've started admitting he was born here #RNC #GOP2012
Edited to add one other favorite:
If you vote against Obama because he can't get stuff done, it's like saying, "this guy can't cure cancer. I'm gonna vote for cancer."
Bucky
(54,013 posts)MrMickeysMom
(20,453 posts)DirkGently
(12,151 posts)Fantastic Anarchist
(7,309 posts)"I am," I said
To no one there
An no one heard at all
Not even the chair
"I am," I cried
"I am," said I
And I am lost, and I can't even say why
Leavin' me lonely still
DesertRat
(27,995 posts)the real Chris Rock is @ChrisRock
calimary
(81,265 posts)Posted 'em on Facebook, too!
spooky3
(34,452 posts)valerief
(53,235 posts)Overseas
(12,121 posts)4hChris Rock@chrisrockoz
The empty chair was a metaphor for the entire GOP platform. There's nothing there, but blind hatred for a man that doesn't exist
HCE SuiGeneris
(14,994 posts)DesertDiamond
(1,616 posts)Mad_Dem_X
(9,561 posts)mountain grammy
(26,621 posts)This old lady appreciates every word!
bayareaboy
(793 posts)Lenny Bruce is thinking that Chris Rock can say in one sentence what it used to take an hour of riffing for me.