Alabama dodged that hurricane, but there's another (un)natural disaster heading there on Tuesday...

[Miles Archer]

Ivanka Trump
@IvankaTrump

I look forward to visiting Alabama on Tuesday! 🇺🇸

Link to tweet

Weston Loyd
@WestonLoyd45
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@IvankaTrump to visit Alabama tech park for announcement on Tuesday, Sept. 10 | h/t @acvollers @aldotcom

Link to tweet

[area51]

1. So far, it looks like Iskanka is getting ratioed on Twitter. n/t

[Sneederbunk]

2. Nice of her to come and review the damage. Do not forget paper towels.

[greatauntoftriplets]

3. I expected this to say that Spanky was having a rally there.

[smirkymonkey]

4. Arghhhhhhh!

When will this nightmare end!

She will NOT be the next president! Stop trying to make it happen!

[Miles Archer]

6. I won't stress you out further with the nonsense Brad Parscale has been spreading...

...the short version sort of answers your question (he says it won't). There's more to it than that, but like I said, he's talking nonsense.

[struggle4progress]

5. Will she wear her cabbage costume or go as a recovering brain transplant patient again?

https://www.mundodeportivo.com/elotromundo/viralia/20190905/47191603197/ivanka-trump-vestido-verde-meme-planta.html

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[Miles Archer]

7. Oh lord, I don't even want to know what's on her "mind."

I've seen all of her "statements" about how she empowers women (except in her sweat shop clothing factories), so I have a good idea about what she WANTS US TO THINK she thinks, but...I really don't want to know what's going on under that scalp.