Hey we all got invited to Joyce Vance's house! To watch Sessions

[Laura PourMeADrink]

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[leftieNanner]

1. I'll Bake!

Before I retired, I had a baking business, so it will be good stuff. Gluten Free and everything.

And maybe a good bottle of Bourbon too!

That would be so much fun!! I love Joyce.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

2. Perfect. Don't they make mint juleps with bourbon?

Sessions seems like a mint juleps kinda guy.

[leftieNanner]

3. Oh, they do!

But I prefer it straight. A nice sippin' whiskey.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

13. Have a vivid memory of being maybe 18? At a

cocktail party in New Haven and was offered a mint julep and thought wow..that sounds so nice. I barely sipped on it because it was wicked strong and dumped in plant. But then they thought I loved it and brought me another.

Have you tried Texas bourbon -. Balcones? Supposed to have won awards.

[sprinkleeninow]

19. New Yorrk Citee!! (Texas Pete commercial. 😄) I mean, NEW HAVEN!

I'll bring stuffed debil eggs three ways! 👩‍🍳🥚
Will there be
💃?

[Laura PourMeADrink]

20. Train to NYC, they would serve 18 year olds, Grand

Central station bar.

Three ways?

[sprinkleeninow]

23. Native Nutmegger here, transplanted to another realm in '85.

3 ways not enuff? 😄

[Mme. Defarge]

4. Knitters are welcome!

What’s not to like?

[mysteryowl]

6. I'll bring the pussy hat knitting patterns!

Plus, several skeins of pink yarn! Let's stock up.

[Mme. Defarge]

7. Mais naturellement!

[mysteryowl]

8. I had to look up the translation.

[Greybnk48]

9. I have about 5 skeins of pink yarn left!

Some worsted and some bulky. Name the date!

[Laura PourMeADrink]

14. Can u make a pussy hat in an hour or so? We dont

want to overstay our welcome. Lol. Wonder where she lives... Birmingham or Tuscaloosa?

[mysteryowl]

15. Oh, hell no! I am a slow knitter,

But I am sure some can.

[Elwood P Dowd]

5. Is Joyce's house still boarded up from all

the Trump hurricanes coming through Alabama?

[Laura PourMeADrink]

11. DUzy!!!!

[Evolve Dammit]

10. Would love to hang with Joyce. I admire her sincere insight.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

12. And she is so cool calm and collected! She has something

insightful to say every time. How do you do that?

[Evolve Dammit]

29. I marvel at that as well. Chuck Rosenberg too.

[sandensea]

16. Buttkiss Sessions is about to testify!?

That must have taken some doing - considering all the threats and implicit (maybe explicit) bribe offers from Cheeto.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

21. He's been a incognito since he quit I mean got fired, no?

[sandensea]

22. Incognito, and on the receiving end of a good deal of arm-twisting no doubt.

"You wouldn't want all those Alabama church ladies to know about your sojourns to those bath houses, now would you?"

[Laura PourMeADrink]

25. Was just reading an excerpt from McCabe's book about Sessions...

https://washingtonmonthly.com/2019/02/15/jeff-sessions-got-what-he-deserved/
Snip

He didn’t read intelligence reports and mixed up classified material with what he had seen in newspaper clips. He seemed confused about the structure and purpose of organizations and became overwhelmed when meetings covered multiple subjects. He blamed immigrants for nearly every societal problem and uttered racist sentiments with shocking callousness.
Snip
The FBI was better off when “you all only hired Irishmen,” Sessions said in one diatribe about the bureau’s workforce. “They were drunks but they could be trusted. Not like all those new people with nose rings and tattoos — who knows what they’re doing?”

Snip
Logs on the electronic tablets used to deliver the President’s Daily Brief to Sessions came back with no indication he had ever punched in the passcode.

[George II]

17. I'll bring the Keebler cookies!

[leftieNanner]

18. Oooh!

The little chocolate elf ones!

[NCLefty]

24. He's unlikely to say much other than, "I do not recall," or "Based on the advice of counsel..."

If he even complies with a subpoena.

[MontanaMama]

26. I'm bringing popcorn!

[pecosbob]

27. He's already blatantly lied to Congress on multiple occasions

while serving as AG...where's the accountability?

[riversedge]

28. Sessions will not tattle on Trump. nope.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

30. If he wants to run for Senate, which trump poo-poo'd

He definitely won't. If he really has given up on politics maybe a glimmer of a chance.

[shanti]

31. Whatever

I don’t trust the little weasel.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

32. I think if someone has to be subpoenaed - or the person is GOP - we can't expect

anything whatsoever. If they were gonna incriminate Trump they would have showed signs already. Like Corey L, that will be a joke.