Thanks for flying Iowa Caucus airlines Michelle Bachmann

[ddeclue]

Thanks for flying Iowa Caucus airlines. We've arrived at your final destination in St. Cloud Minnesota where the weather is a balmy 28 degrees outside. Please be careful when opening the overhead compartments as your national credibility may have shifted during the flight and please double check your seats to make sure you haven't left campaign funds behind that you will need to transfer to your Congressional account.

Buh-bye!