What is today's headline of your local paper?

[mysteryowl]

I bought mine as a memento:

"IMPEACHMENT PUSH BEGINS"

[elleng]

1. 'Trump offered U.S. help for Biden inquiry, readout shows.'

WaPo is my local paper; sorry may not be what you had in mind.

DO appreciate that you asked, and would like to see what others say.

[mysteryowl]

2. What? What kind of headline is that?

Not satisfying at all, you are right.

[elleng]

3. Sorry, that's the way it goes!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/transcript-of-trumps-call-with-ukrainian-president-shows-him-offering-us-assistance-for-biden-investigation/2019/09/25/16aa36ca-df0f-11e9-8dc8-498eabc129a0_story.html

[Karadeniz]

4. Sigh! MASON CELEBRATES OLD YELLER DAY SATURDAY..., followed by JIM NED LOSS PUTS

PUNCHERS AT 2 & 2, plus the caption to a photo on the top half of the front page, DOG PARADE DURING OLD YELLER DAY FESTIVITIES. Our paper does its best to present our village as brigadoon...helps encourage people to move here!

[mysteryowl]

5. Oh no!

So disappointing.
Feel free to share mine:

Impeachment push begins!