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Ok, so I have a joke. . .
Trump dies and goes to hell.
Satan explains that hell is full right now but that Trump certainly belongs there...
The devil tells Trump he may switch places with someone who is already in hell and the devil will move that person up. Trump may choose the person he is to switch with.
The first person is Nixon - he is trying to swim and tread water. Trump certainly can't swim and declines the trade.
The second person is Tony Blair and he is pounding rocks with a sledge hammer. Trump says no way, I have bone spurs.
The third person is Bill Clinton. He is naked and tied to a bed and Monica Lewinsky is doing what she does...Trump takes one look and says " I could get into that ".
The devil says " ok, Monica, you can leave now".
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