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Heartstrings

(7,349 posts) Tue Oct 1, 2019, 04:12 PM Oct 2019

Garrison Keillor....one of my favorite quotes!

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Garrison Keillor....one of my favorite quotes! (Original Post) Heartstrings Oct 2019 OP

What's a backed-up Baptist? Shrike47 Oct 2019 #1

anal retentive religious folks. TeamPooka Oct 2019 #2

Baptists that can't produce a good bowel movement Moral Compass Oct 2019 #8

Constipated, I think. Karadeniz Oct 2019 #10

He's a national treasure FakeNoose Oct 2019 #3

"Backed-up Baptists" lindysalsagal Oct 2019 #4

Shout it from the mountains Cartaphelius Oct 2019 #5

I sure wish George Carlin was still with us, Talitha Oct 2019 #6

And Dear Molly Ivins n/t sarge43 Oct 2019 #11

I'm rolling...tears even. Duppers Oct 2019 #7

Gotta love this little rant Moral Compass Oct 2019 #9

Who here thinks Trump, Miller etc. WOULD strangle cats? SergeStorms Oct 2019 #12

He had a touch of generosity. lpbk2713 Oct 2019 #13

Love him. Tipperary Oct 2019 #14

Wasn't he accused of flirting or some such? That's why his show was cancelled? DemocracyMouse Oct 2019 #15

I have no more respect for Keillor than I have for Charlie Rose True Dough Oct 2019 #16

Shrike47

(6,913 posts)

1. What's a backed-up Baptist?

Reply to Heartstrings (Original post)

Tue Oct 1, 2019, 04:24 PM

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TeamPooka

(25,577 posts)

2. anal retentive religious folks.

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Tue Oct 1, 2019, 04:25 PM

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Moral Compass

(2,339 posts)

8. Baptists that can't produce a good bowel movement

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Tue Oct 1, 2019, 06:07 PM

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Karadeniz

(24,725 posts)

10. Constipated, I think.

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Tue Oct 1, 2019, 06:26 PM

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FakeNoose

(40,279 posts)

3. He's a national treasure

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Tue Oct 1, 2019, 04:33 PM

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Such a funny man, I love him. I hope he's writing another book.

lindysalsagal

(22,823 posts)

4. "Backed-up Baptists"

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Tue Oct 1, 2019, 04:35 PM

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Cartaphelius

(868 posts)

5. Shout it from the mountains

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Tue Oct 1, 2019, 04:40 PM

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Not extensive in the least....

Talitha

(7,700 posts)

6. I sure wish George Carlin was still with us,

Reply to Heartstrings (Original post)

Tue Oct 1, 2019, 05:05 PM

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he'd let 'em have it.

sarge43

(29,173 posts)

11. And Dear Molly Ivins n/t

Reply to Talitha (Reply #6)

Tue Oct 1, 2019, 06:33 PM

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Duppers

(28,467 posts)

7. I'm rolling...tears even.

Reply to Heartstrings (Original post)

Tue Oct 1, 2019, 05:46 PM

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Hubs wanted to know if I'm ok...gotta read this to him. It's so Right On!!

Moral Compass

(2,339 posts)

9. Gotta love this little rant

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Tue Oct 1, 2019, 06:10 PM

Oct 2019

He’s way more articulate than I am. God I envy this next level cursing.

You could turn this into a magic spell.

SergeStorms

(20,013 posts)

12. Who here thinks Trump, Miller etc. WOULD strangle cats?

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Tue Oct 1, 2019, 07:01 PM

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There's not a doubt in my mind about Miller, and I'm 95% sure on Trump. They're sick, immoral assholes with so sense of right or wrong, and not an iota of empathy between them. I'm willing to bet 70% of republicans would qualify for that psychopathy.

So Garrison, you weren't wrong about most republicans being cat stranglers.