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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsThis Just In: Epstein Was Taken up by Space Aliens and Is Alive
and living on a planet orbiting Riga, even as we write.
There. Now you know. I have this on good authority, but cannot name my source, because I can't pronounce the name, since it's in the Riga 3 language, which is based on a diminished seventh scale.
So, we can stop arguing about Epstein's death. He's not dead, although he will never return to this planet. That, too, from my authority.
Cirque du So-What
(25,932 posts)in which case every word is true
underpants
(182,788 posts)Tommy_Carcetti
(43,181 posts)MineralMan
(146,288 posts)PJMcK
(22,035 posts)Act_of_Reparation
(9,116 posts)Some people don't get sarcasm. Others just like to alert on people. Welcome to DU.
Niagara
(7,605 posts)Pot, meet kettle.
I recognized PJM's sarcasm about the sarcasm emoji a mile away.
Act_of_Reparation
(9,116 posts)I missed the exclamation point.
PufPuf23
(8,774 posts)continues.
Money and political crimes appear to be connected to the sex crimes.
Lots of fishy.
That Epstein is dead or at least gone should be immaterial to the tentacles of the rot.