He's Toast!!!!

[Soph0571]

Just because I can and you are welcome



Cause...

[Hermit-The-Prog]

1. shouldn't that top edge have butter and corn silk?

I need to see a shrink. Have this sudden urge to punch a piece of toast.

[Cha]

2. lol.. no, I think that's normal

under the circumstances.. that's my best considered opinion.

[Sherman A1]

3. What a way to

Ruin breakfast.......

[Soph0571]

4. Soz...But...

Hehehehe

[malaise]

5. Not burnt enough

[trusty elf]

9. ...

[malaise]

11. Now we're talking

[smirkymonkey]

13. As Seth Myers would say...

"Ya Burnt!"

[gab13by13]

6. Where's the orange marmalade?

[Martin Eden]

7. I was eating toast when I clicked on this thread

Are you trying to make me throw up my breakfast??

[hlthe2b]

8. So much for my bread-cravings (low carbing but still craving)

[Buns_of_Fire]

10. How long before someone claims to have a piece of real toast

with the sleazebag's visage on it? It'll go up on eBay for a starting bid of $1000. No bids. Finally, the seller dumps it in the trash and cancels the bidding.

Or better still, those toast makers that make an image of him automatically? "Have Dear Leader At Breakfast To Start Your Day RIGHT" the ads will say. Comrade Fatass invests heavily (with Pootie's money). No one buys them -- they scare children and small animals. With only 8 units sold, the company dissolves. So much winning!

[lark]

12. Meh, he should be burnt to be accurate.