Man claiming he slashed 'Baby Trump' balloon at Bama game, says he would do it again

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

TUSCALOOSA — A man posted a video on Facebook Saturday, claiming responsibility for the slashing of the “Baby Trump” balloon, ahead of the Alabama vs. LSU game Saturday.

In the video, a man going by the name Hoyt Hutchinson, which is the name of the person police said slashed the balloon, said he would do it again if he was given the opportunity.

“Liberals tried to come to my hometown and start some trouble,” he said. “That ain’t happening.” <snip>

https://www.trussvilletribune.com/2019/11/09/man-claiming-he-slashed-baby-trump-balloon-at-bama-game-says-he-would-do-it-again/

So effing typical of a trumpster.

[greyl]

1. Keep talking, gullible triggered snowflake.

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

5. Thanks for posting that

buy I think I just threw up in my mouth watching that Bozo.

[TexasBushwhacker]

6. Congratulations dude. Now you're a FELON

Trump will probably invite him to the WH.

[greyl]

8. Yeah, but it's a conundrum for Donald, isn't it?

Adding to the celebrity status of this derpy perp would also bring more attention to the Trump baby blimp.

[Cirque du So-What]

18. Plus it brings attention to...

the fact that he spends so much time associating with criminals.

[dewsgirl]

2. Good luck spending the rest of your life with with a felony

douchebag.

[cwydro]

31. He's not been convicted yet.

Wouldn’t surprise me if it gets knocked down to a misdemeanor.

[dewsgirl]

32. I've been reading about that. Yep, it will likely be knocked down.

[xmas74]

3. He also set up his own GoFundMe

For "legal fees".

https://www.gofundme.com/f/restitutions-for-baby-trump-stabber?utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook&utm_campaign=p_na+share-sheet&rcid=e8ef5ec439ff40b89d02446328759d2d

[Lunabell]

7. Which is against their tos.

So, I reported it.

[xmas74]

9. So did I. Nt

[Cattledog]

17. Does "Go Fund Me" allow fees to be distributed if you are guilty?

[xmas74]

24. Nope.

Report it.

I posted it to a couple of troll groups. They're having a field day.

[bdamomma]

40. Report it

what an ass.

[xmas74]

41. I did that immediately

Before I ever posted here.

[bdamomma]

42. this guy

is a felon using/asking people for money. These are very uneducated/ ignorant people.

[Canoe52]

34. The go fund me link says he's up to $20k raised.

[xmas74]

37. Report it.

Supposedly you can't use it to support illegal acts.

[NotASurfer]

4. In some religions, I think that a representation of a deity is considered to be the deity

So by attacking an image of his god-king, no matter how poorly rendered, he would be considered to actually be attacking his god-king, by that principle

[Mariana]

30. I don't think that's true in any flavor of Christianity.

Mr. Hutchinson is almost certainly a Christian.

[dem4decades]

10. Another reason i'll never go to Alabama.

[a la izquierda]

12. I went there once.

That was plenty.
Though now I live in WV. 🙄

[madamesilverspurs]

11. Takes a real tough guy

to stab a balloon! Anybody check him for bone spurs?


.

[Olafjoy]

13. Sorry 'bout your team losing

Karma. It will always get you.
Dude, you put a hole in a balloon. We can buy a new balloon in 10 seconds. You will never fix the massive cesspool of hate in your soul. You are a waste of oxygen.

[tblue37]

19. Or his arrest record. nt

[vercetti2021]

14. Oh look it's a next right wing Messiah

He looks just as stupid as they do yeah I'm pretty sure he'll go far in life

[rockfordfile]

15. A typical un-American trumptrash

He should go live in Russia

[NCLefty]

16. Congratulations on defending a criminal. I'll keep an eye out for your mug shot.

[Vinca]

20. Meet your next Secretary of Defense.

[tanyev]

21. Kind of creepy to show your love of Trump by stabbing a likeness of him.

Just sayin'.

[BuffaloJackalope]

22. What an adorable little fascist.

[PJMcK]

23. Hey, Hoyt!

I bet you love your Second Amendment.

Did you ever read the one before that? It's called the First Amendment and there's a very real reason it's the first.

By the way, are felons allowed to vote in Alabama?

You're not really very tough, loser.

[panader0]

25. If he's so proud of his deed, why did he attempt to escape?

[Baked Potato]

26. Oh, he'll regret it some day.

But, for now, he got some inner things out.

[DinahMoeHum]

27. Yeesh, he's as dumb as he looks.

Congratulations, asshole. You now have an arrest record for a felony.

Oh and BTW, your team lost yesterday. I severely doubt Coach Nick Saban or any of the players give a rat's ass about you or your deed.

[gab13by13]

28. Dumb move dude

I don't think felons are allowed to vote.

[BlueStater]

29. You stabbed a balloon to defend the "honor" of a rapist.

Patrick Henry you are not.

[ExciteBike66]

33. If he claims he would do it again, shouldn't he be held with no bond?

Can't have dangerous criminals running around on the streets, right?

[bluestarone]

35. This guy should

NEVER OWN A GUN!!

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

36. Someone should set up a go fund me for 2 more balloons!

I'd donate to that!

[xmas74]

38. This is a better cause

https://www.gofundme.com/f/assist-woman-set-on-fire-in-tonawanda?utm_source=customer&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet

[Midnight Writer]

39. Tell it to the Judge. Showing no remorse and claiming you will repeat the crime is good strategy.

[gratuitous]

43. Wasn't it an Alabama fan that poisoned a tree?

Yeah, it was. To the surprise of probably no one, Harvey Updyke has been dodging restitution payments, fled to Louisiana (note to LSU fans: keep an eye on your landmarks), and revels in his role of villain:

August 16, 2019 update from the Associated Press here.

Alabama has to be so proud of its fans.