Preview For This Week's Top 10 Conservative Idiots

[Top 10 Idiots]

Dude, seriously, you're on trial for colluding with Russia. You probably should at least switch to a booze that isn't, I don't know, made in Russia! Go with Beefeater Gin, it not only makes for a better martini, it also makes you look less guilty!

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This week the Top 10 is live from UC Berkeley with the famous Wheel Of Corruption! Roger Stone is guiiiiiiiiiiiiiilty!!!! Plus the impeachment trial is spelling doom for Trump, Stephen Miller is indeed a Nazi, Facebook fellates Brett Kavanaugh, Ohio declares war on science, and the CEO of Uber is forced to apologize for a mistake. Plus in our weekly investigative piece, Top 10 Investigates, we're going to take a look at an alarming study done by the CDC that takes a look at how bacteria-resistant super viruses could possibly kill you! *cue horror music* And in our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", Christian Genius Billionaire Kanye West takes his Sunday Sermon to Joel Osteen's controversial Lakewood Church, and we are on the ground in Houston for all the festivities and the $250 hoodies! Plus we also have a new "I Need A Drink" - did the Houston Astros cheat their way to winning the 2017 World Series against the LA Dodgers? We will get drunk and find out! And in our 2020 voters' guide "Keeping Up With The Candidates" - what the hell is Michael Bloomberg doing announcing his candidacy for president this late in the game? Really as they say in the business he's a day late and a dollar short. All this plus some live music from the legendary rock supergroup Alter Bridge!

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