HEre it is....trump "chest discomfort" reported

[demtenjeep]

https://heavy.com/news/2019/11/trump-chest-pain/

routine annual exam.
“#BreakingNews Sources tell me from Walter Reed the President was being checked out for chest discomfort. No other information is available at this time,” Andrew Vernon wrote on Twitter on the evening of November 16, 2019. Vernon’s Twitter page profile says that he is “President & CEO. Opinion Contributor @thehill. @ColumbiaMSPH Alum & @UMaine Alum. @USArmy Veteran. #GoHabsGo.”



Here is to more discomfort in the future

[JoeOtterbein]

1. They found that, in fact...

Trump has no heart!

[BigMin28]

7. He is the Cowardly Lion

And the Tin Man rolled into one. No heart and no brain. Mix in the Wicked Witch of the West's cruelty and you have tRump.

[lunatica]

33. Don't forget those flying monkeys and

the diminutive, tiny, itty bitty, mean little man behind the curtain.

[tulipsandroses]

2. Where can I send him hamberders?

and a bucket of fried chicken perhaps?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. A big, fat K&R!

[Demobrat]

4. Thoughts and prayers

And a special delivery extra large pizza.

[JPK]

5. One of the seven deadly sins...

Gluttony. He's obviously gained a lot of weight stuffing his pie hole with McD Qtr Lber's with cheese and a large fry worried about someone trying to poison him. Turns out it's the fucking clown along with the hamburglar. I now officially support McD's as a patriotic corporation.

[sprinkleeninow]

14. Six additional ones. Yikes.

Lust – to have an intense desire or need: “But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart” (Matthew 5:28).

Gluttony – excess in eating and drinking: “for drunkards and gluttons become poor, and drowsiness clothes them in rags” (Proverbs 23:21).

Greed - excessive or reprehensible acquisitiveness: “Having lost all sensitivity, they have given themselves over to sensuality so as to indulge in every kind of impurity, with a continual lust for more” (Ephesians 4:19).

Laziness – disinclined to activity or exertion: not energetic or vigorous: “The way of the sluggard is blocked with thorns, but the path of the upright is a highway” (Proverbs 15:19).

Wrath – strong vengeful anger or indignation: “A gentle answer turns away wrath, but a harsh word stirs up anger” (Proverbs 15:1)

Envy – painful or resentful awareness of an advantage enjoyed by another joined with a desire to possess the same advantage: “Therefore, rid yourselves of all malice and all deceit, hypocrisy, envy, and slander of every kind. Like newborn babies, crave pure spiritual milk, so that by it you may grow up in your salvation” (1 Peter 2:1-2).

Pride - quality or state of being proud – inordinate self esteem: “Pride goes before destruction, a haughty spirit before a fall” (Proverbs 16:18).


What are the seven detestable sins according to the Bible?

“There are six things the Lord hates, seven that are detestable to him: haughty eyes, a lying tongue, hands that shed innocent blood, a heart that devises wicked schemes, feet that are quick to rush into evil, a false witness who pours out lies and a man who stirs up dissension among brothers” (Proverbs 6:16-19).

[Jarqui]

6. Hope they put him in a cage beside the immigrant kids

he denied health care to

[jimlup]

8. That's great news when can we do the heart transplant because he sure as hell needs it! /nt

[eShirl]

9. here's the sonogram

[SunSeeker]

22. LOL

[sprinkleeninow]

10. Oh noes11!

[Not.]

[Doodley]

12. I hope we see the best outcome, for America.

[NRaleighLiberal]

13. well bless his heart

[KY_EnviroGuy]

15. These people lie even when the truth sounds better.

Stephanie Grisham spouting bullshit as if tRump is the healthiest man on the planet.

If tRump has chest discomfort, it must be in his lungs because he has not heart. He and his minions have caused physical, mental and emotional discomfort to millions of people, including thousands of small children taken captive at our Southern border.

Republicans - stop lying to the American people.......

[oswaldactedalone]

16. I understand they also did a scan

to examine his brain. The results found nothing.

[pamela]

17. Pray for him

Psalm 109:8 Let his days be few; and let another take his office.

[2naSalit]

18. OD on Adderall

chest pain due to NarCan injection.

[dlk]

19. Could it have been gas from too many Big Macs & Diet Coke's?

Or even the fried chicken...

[smirkymonkey]

20. Oh, please let this be the big one!

I wake up every day hoping for it to be the end of all this madness. This is our only hope. Someone his age who is so unhealthy can't be long for this world.

[SunSeeker]

24. +1

[smirkymonkey]

28. *snort*

I loved that show!

[2naSalit]

29. Most likely...nt

[Takket]

21. This is probably just a ploy to create sympathy and mercy

[Perseus]

25. Good point

I would not put it past them.

[Perseus]

23. Its heartburn, something he ate, he has no heart, its all in his stomach.

[backscatter712]

26. C'mon, cholesterol, do your job!

[dinger130]

27. Well, heck

I thought that maybe his little peepee fell off or something.

[demtenjeep]

37. bwahaha

funniest thing all night!


good one for sure

[DrToast]

30. Hmmm....I wonder if this is how Trump resigns...

...without making it look like it was because he’s being impeached.

Pretty unlikely, but who knows...

[Thomas Hurt]

31. They will blame the impeachment proceedings for this...just watch

[EveHammond13]

32. full-sized patty melt wedged in aorta

[John Fante]

34. I'm ordering extra champagne, just in case.

[Laffy Kat]

35. I've already got one chilling in the fridge.

It's been in there since '15 when I bought it for my poll-watching party on election night. I was going to open it to toast our First Woman President-Elect. It's still there.

[John Fante]

39. So sorry about that.

That was such a bleak day in American history. I'll never forgive the 62.9 million jerkoffs that voted for Gump. Ever.

[Laffy Kat]

40. Yep, me too. nt

[liberaltrucker]

36. Got a bottle of Balvenie single barrel single malt Scotch standing by

[Thekaspervote]

38. Make sure he has his phone! 3am dose of angry tweeting due... wouldn't want him to miss