For Pete's sake Trump is not sick or ina secret hospital

[brettdale]

Hes not going to resign anytime soon.

I think we need to focus here.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. He's not sick. He's dead and his corpse is being prepared for display like Lenin's,

in a glass box, for viewing at Merde-a-Loco.

[brooklynite]

3. Please, try to keep up...

#Qchan has already revealed that he's dead and has been replaced by an actor.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

11. Yes, but what have they done with the body?

If they pickle him and put him in that nice glass case, they can wait for an appropriate moment to "kill" the actor and open up the shrine.

[lunatica]

16. They need a religious relic to worship.

If Lenin and Evita style embalming doesn’t work on his already badly McDonald’s mystery meat preserved body they could always use his genuine unique one of a kind hair to worship.

[Wounded Bear]

9. More like Weekend at Bernie's...

Trump is still useful to some, so they'll drag his corpse around to indicate support.

[lunatica]

17. LOL!

I wish someone would photoshop this!

[gratuitous]

2. Tossing a few shiny objects of our own

Let the White House deny anything's wrong with Trump. I realize it's pretty routine for Trump to head over to Walter Reed without wearing a tie and without a glance at any cameras in the vicinity, but I'm all for ramping up the pressure over trivialities. There's a truism in basketball that the way to get to a team with a good full court press defense is to put on a full press of your own. I'm in favor of seeing how it works in the political realm. Send out some back-benchers to float dark rumors about Trump's health and let the White House have to respond.

[tblue37]

5. +1. nt

[malaise]

13. +1,000

[mahatmakanejeeves]

15. "... Trump to head over to Walter Reed without wearing a tie...."

Just like Paul McCartney on the cover of Abbey Road, and look what happened to him.

[11 Bravo]

20. Yeah, but the walrus WAS Paul!

Turn me on, dead man.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

21. Looking Through a Glass Onion

Performed by "Kouchu-Gakudan", Japanese Beatles tribute band.

Glass Onion (The Beatles Cover)
2,284 views•Feb 27, 2019

甲虫楽団 12月15日 『Abbey Road』全曲 横浜・伊勢佐木町
9.27K subscribers

2019-03-21 「ホワイトアルバムリリース50周年記念、全曲通しアンコールライブ」 開催
東京・高円寺「ShowBoat」にて　12時30分開演　15時終演予定
http://www.kouchu.info/home/news/20190321info
この映像は昨年の初演時のものです。

Performed by "Kouchu-Gakudan", Japanese Beatles tribute band. Live at "Live in Buddy", Tokyo, JAPAN on November 3, 2018.

[NewJeffCT]

18. I'm all for spreading rumors, but

if it was really serious, wouldn't Trump have been wheeled out in a stretch instead of walking to the car?

[Act_of_Reparation]

4. I heard he was getting an "Epstein Was Murdered" tattoo lasered off his lower back.

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. Hey, we can wish, right?

[7wo7rees]

7. Saw this on the Internet:

I regret to inform you Trump went to the hospital due to windmill cancer. Liabetes exacerbated his condition.

— Thor Benson (@thor_benson) November 18, 2019

[IndyOp]

8. Nice!

[AnotherMother4Peace]

12. Trump is a mob boss, pathological liar, master manipulator, & always suspect - not a good look. nt

[ismnotwasm]

14. I know

Although it was fun, it’s a bit cringe right now.

[Elwood P Dowd]

19. It wasn't a serious surgical procedure. Just a simple removal of

a large hemorrhoid on his lower lip. Swelling should reduce enough tomorrow or the next day, and Trump can appear before the cameras to say he cut himself shaving.

[EndlessWire]

25. LOL! n/t

[brettdale]

22. Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die

[VOX]

23. He's plenty sick in the head. And his inner circle is a gaggle of freaks who fail at life.

Trump. Don Junior. Jared. Ivanka. Barr. Mulvaney. Miller! Carson. And every other bizarro who’s come and gone in the past three years.

This crew isn’t fit to operate a pirate ship.

[Arthur_Frain]

24. Quite a bees nest you opened here

I’m with you, for the record. I’d like some focus instead of instant silliness.

[rickford66]

26. What's her name said he was bored hanging around the WH.

On Katy Tur's show I think.