Gargantuan Dumbfuck Just Can't Stop Live-Tweeting His Own Impeachment Like The Dumbfuck He Is
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A former D-list reality TV host, a man who somehow convinced 63 million Americans he’d be able to do as President of the United States something he could never do in his business life — succeed in any significant way — is facing the very real possibility that in the extreme short term, he’ll join Andrew Johnson and Bill Clinton as the only two other presidents ever impeached. After demanding for a couple of weeks that House Democrats stop holding depositions related to his impeachment in closed-door sessions — despite the fact that Democrats were only following rules adopted by Republicans and employed frequently during the Benghazi investigations the GOP led, this bloviating moron has begun to whine about what is happening in the open hearings conducted over the past two weeks.
To make matters worse, and perhaps as a reason for why the orange-tinted, tax dodging, kleptocratic douchebag was extra cranky this morning, yesterday someone he once trusted — Ambassador Gordon Sondland — passed his bus driver’s examination and immediately flattened the president, vice president, chief of staff, and Secretary of State. While White House medical teams confirmed the film-flam man in chief would survive without any physical injuries, they confirmed Sondland had permanently damaged his ego, just as the impeachment proceedings themselves had done.
This self-same, glib, lying sack of shit, against the advice of moderate Republicans (and contrary to all common sense), has heretofore shown himself unwilling and, likely unable, to control his impulse to lash out on Twitter while impeachment hearings are underway. He infamously attacked Ambassador Marie Yavanovitch as she was testifying, rankling even some of his most ardent defenders in congress. Despite taking a day off from live rage-tweeting proceedings yesterday, the most powerful diarrhea golem in the free world was back at this morning.
Before a lot of Americans had even woken up and had their morning coffee, the giant man-toddler in the White House had already shat his pants and was spreading his shit all over Twitter. The first whining tweet of the day was on the subject of the programming choices of this stupid idiot’s preferred propaganda outlet. Apparently, he didn’t like what he saw from a Democratic congressman, and made the whole world know about his complaint.
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https://www.politicalgarbagechute.com/tweet-impeach-2/