Eric Trump uses father's impeachment hearing to promote his wine

[Demovictory9]

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/eric-trump-wine-impeachment-sondland-evidence-a9211691.html

Eric Trump uses father's impeachment hearing to promote his wine
‘It is a perfect day for a nice bottle of this,’ says US president’s second son

Eric Trump reacted to damning testimony against his father at the impeachment hearings by promoting the family wine business.

The US president’s second son tweeted on Wednesday that it was “a perfect day” for a bottle of 2016 vintage Trump Meritage Monticello red.

“These people are insane,” he added, along with a picture of the branded product and a plug for the Trump Winery Twitter account.

[Hekate]

1. But but Hunter Biden! It looks bad!

Kee-riste.

[lunatica]

2. The Trumps: Just one hangover after another.

[Newest Reality]

3. Ah...

Just substitute whine for wine, that softens the conflict of interest.

If you drink that swill, try new, Trump Emolument-free, Facses Lotion! "It puts the lotion on it's skin..."

[Zambero]

4. My mistake!

At first I thought there was a typo. "Wine" instead of "Whine". Actually, either one works in either context, although it's a pity of Trumpian proportion that the Monticello RED would appear to have originated from a now solid-BLUE state!

[Cirque du So-What]

5. We joke about such things...

but sometimes I wonder if the lad *really was* dropped on his head repeatedly.

[Buns_of_Fire]

6. "Getting drunk as a Trump doesn't have to cost a fortune..." nt

[underpants]

7. Sally Hemings family should sue him for using the Monticello name

$300 a night for a room.

[Miigwech]

8. Hey, drink the devil's juice from trump winery

[treestar]

9. As Stephen Colbert described him:

"Trump's worst son."

[Chemisse]

10. What will they be marketing at Dad's funeral?

What an opportunity! I'm sure they won't pass up all that exposure.

[Buns_of_Fire]

12. Think of the ratings!

It's all about giving people what they want.

[chowder66]

11. That is soooo perfect for this family. Imagine what they will promote during his funeral?

Try Eric Trump's Set of Spicy Embalming Fluids;
Dante's Hell: mild (orange)
Devil's Fire: medium (burnt orange)
Satan's Boy: hot (red-hot Trump-orange)

or

Ivanka Trump's Rich and Glamorous Voting Booth Casket (free pair of knock off shoes included with first purchase).

or

Donald Trump Jr's reality show with Ghoulfoyle. Watch as they burn everything down together!!
Special guest appearances by Devin's Nunes, Jim Jordan, Maria Butina and a petri dish!! It will be the most disgusting tv you have ever watched.... so tune in!

[badhair77]

15. Surely there is a trump brand coffin.

I look forward to seeing it. trump written all over it.

[Blue Owl]

13. To get the full flavor, one needs to slosh it around the gums

n/t

[smirkymonkey]

14. Have some cheap, rot-gut swill to take the sting off the fact that my father

is the most corrupt, dumbest, most hated president in history.

Who would drink that garbage?