Uh-oh, looks like the Evangelicals might have been right....

[jberryhill]

And he's not going to take anyone who is not at the pickup spot with him.

[dweller]

1. seating for 3

you the wife and mistress

✌🏼

[Beartracks]

2. lol. But does the real Jesus appreciate his tag # being spread around like this?

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[jberryhill]

4. Well...

Absent a state, a last name or other data, the tag by itself is fairly meaningless. Anyone on the street can read it.

[dalton99a]

8. Serial format 1ABC234 is California.

[jberryhill]

21. Well, whaddya know

If you see that plate on a car, then it might be Jesus driving it.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Swing low, sweet Nissan Sentra, comin' for to carry me home...

[safeinOhio]

5. You win.

Good one.

[2naSalit]

6. DUzy!!!

[2naSalit]

7. Holy cow! You know what that means?

Guess who isn't the chosen one? I mean, a Nissan Sentra? His fat head wouldn't fit in that rig. And I'm sure Jesus must know that... just sayin'.

[Norbert]

9. It is beneath his dignity to ride in a Nissan

I mean, this is what the commoners drive. It could only be an Ininiti and even then he would need to think about it. And of course he would, in no uncertain terms, make his demands known to Jesus.

[meadowlander]

10. Some folks in for a rude awakening

when they find out that even the Son of God doesn't drive an American car.

[B Stieg]

11. My first car was a Datsun 210 Station Wagon.

Does that put me ahead of the Nissan Chosen?
Just askin.'

[Shoonra]

12. Jesus in a "commoners" car . . .

No, Jesus was quite content to ride a Plymouth.

Scripture says Jesus drove the moneychangers out in a Fury.

The Apostles had to share a Honda.

Scripture says they were all of one Accord.

[MyOwnPeace]

17. Good ones!

[wnylib]

13. Fundies ought to be careful what they wish for.

If the event they anticipate so eagerly were real and imminent, according to their belief in a sorting of the good from the bad, they'd be somewhat disappointed in the outcome, methinks.

[LuckyCharms]

14. The car will have an automatic transmission.

Jesus does not know how to drive a standard shift.

[NightWatcher]

15. The Bible says he drove a Honda

[Ilsa]

20. That wins the internets for Jan. 13, 2020, IMO. nt

[llmart]

16. Thanks for the early morning laugh.

I love irreverent humor!

Jesus, the Uber driver, is most likely Hispanic, and I hope whoever called is an evangelical getting all excited that he/she was going to meet him.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

18. A White Nissan Sentra is the 21st Century equivalent of a donkey.

I say we all greet him with palm branches when he arrives.

[brooklynite]

19. Conservatives will tell you he was a carpenter, so he'd be driving a pickup truck.....