"Jesus and I are like this." . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

PresiDented Trump is saying: "Soon America's children will be free to pray in school again after we pass the 'Constitutional Prayer in Schools Act,' and they can get to know about this book, a great book really, much of the beginning written by The Holy Ghost and Moses, I'm told. . . . You even might call God the Original Ghost Writer [laughs], . . . but he's still just 'Old God' to me."




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Above CAPTION based on the following story in Crooks and Liars:

https://crooksandliars.com/2020/01/white-house-schedules-trump-announcement

[Floyd R. Turbo]

1. The moment before the first documented spontaneous human combustion! 🔥

[Johonny]

2. A lot of people ask me, is there a hole in it. The answer is no. No hole. The holy part is a lie.

This bible here certainly doesn't have a hole. No hole. Not one. Not one big enough to hold a rock pick that's for sure. So if, for isntance, and I'm using this as just an example, if for instance, I was in jail with this holy bible, that has no holes, no holes at all, then I would not use the rock pick, that is not inside it, to escape prison and take flight to ... let's say Russia. Anyway. Bible. Love that God stuff. Good book. Better movie, though. Just kidding. I got a little bored with the Hobbits by the third movie. We all did . Let's face it.

[skip fox]

3. "Love that God stuff"

A bumper-sticker for the ages!