Tearing you a new one every day of the week. . . . Please come CAPTION A.G. Bill Barr!!

[skip fox]

Bill (from Miles Standish to Dirty Harry to me) Barr is saying: "The Justice Department has decided to avoid all the problems of the recent past by not investigating any presidential campaigns. . . . That doesn't mean foreign countries should feel emboldened to try to interfere in our elections, but say if Russia wanted to give a ton of dirty money to someone and spread questionable information about his rivals, we might consider opening an inquiry. . . . But then again, who knows?"






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Above CAPTION based on the following story at AlterNet:

https://www.alternet.org/2020/01/ag-bill-barr-there-will-be-no-future-counter-intel-investigations-into-presidential-campaigns-without-my-approval/

[Snarkoleptic]

1. "...a little light treason."

[Cartaphelius]

4. You have known for

the last three years Trump is a crook. But all you do is whine.
Trump learned long ago you ain't going to anything so he keeps
doing whatever he and his friends wants done, while you just
pay for the whole thing and refuse to change the channel.

Who is the idiot? The moron stealing the country blind and putting
our freedom at risk? Or the idiots that talk, talk, and talk endlessly
about the moron that continues on without a comma?

[Snarkoleptic]

10. Poor assumption on your part.

I'm a Precinct Committee Chairman in a red, trending purple county.
I organize, register voters, phone bank, canvass neighborhoods, circulate petitions, mail postcards, and place yard signs (with property owner permission, of course).

What amazing things do you do, other than make wild guesses about my activity?

[underpants]

2. Also, here's what we got from our investigating the investigators

Nada nerts nothin’

[underpants]

3. Russia I know you're listening. Can you change my DOJ computer log-in...

from Clownp___syfart*4 to something else?

[skip fox]

5. Barr continues:

"The way I do it? . . . The way I do it, Senator, is this: if it's on the spoon, so to speak, I don't look, I don't think, I don't smell, and I don't taste. I just gulp it down and say it's good."

[Johonny]

6. Let me be clear, if Hillary Clinton again hacks her own emails on a Ukrainian sever

owned by Hunter Biden in an disperate attempt to transfer yellow cake Uranium from Benghazi to Iran as part of a sweet heart five billion dollar giveaway meant as an effort to illegally ask the FISA courts for unprecedented surveillance of Donald Trump's campaign that lead to his huge electoral college victory, a campaign I might add that I've personally looked into and found no collusion on each and every page of the Mueller's reports, which I guarantee you I've read so you don't have to, then I want the American people to know that I will personally okay that investigation. We cannot have foreign powers like Hillar Clinton interfering in our election process. Never again, on my watch is my motto!

[skip fox]

7. Shotgun Satire, a new genre!

(Actually it's quite old but you're bringing it up to date, esp. with the first half of your post.)

[skip fox]

8. Barr is saying:

"What can I tell you? My favorite philosopher was Alfred E. Newman."

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

9. "What the fuck do I care? We're Gawd's chosen."