"Who are you going to believe? That lying pervert or me?" Please come CAPTION Rudy Guiliani!!!!

[skip fox]

Rudy Guiliani is saying: "Are you kidding, Ansley? Every word lying Lev Parnas said to Rachel Maddow and Anderson Cooper and came straight from a boiling cauldron of deceptions stoked by Satan himself. . . . How could anyone take his word over mine? . . . . Hell, he even looks like Peter Lorre's idiot cousin . . . . Any fool can just look at his sweaty bug-eyed face and know he's feeding you traitorous, back-alley lies. . . . I mean, doesn't anybody go to old movies any more?"

[CurtEastPoint]

1. RUDY! You look me STRAIGHT in the eye...oh.... wait... never mind.

Wonkzilla

[Johonny]

2. Do you think I'd hire a liar like Lev Parnas? I mean, if I did, I'd pay him cash. Small bills.

I'd use a LLC set up in, let's say, Florida. Then what we'd do is launder the money through a German bank account owned by a Russian Oligarch. We'd probably meet up in Prague and find the names of a few good ex-Pat Russia KGB agents that I've been told Parnas knows. Then we'd threaten individuals in the Ukraine with "harm" if they didn't help manufacture dirt on Joe Biden. What you have to understand, there is nothing illegal in any of that. Not that I did it. I mean attempted assassination isn't a crime, right? If so, like Trump would be guilty of attempted obstruction of justice and attempted bribery too. And he's not guilty after doing those things. Listen, I'm a lawyer. I know the law.

[BKDem]

3. Exactly.

He knows the law, and all the ways around it.

[Midnightwalk]

4. Funny

I really want Giuliani to testify some day or just be interviewed by law enforcement. Just like you imply he’d tell us exactly what trails to follow and commit at least a couple of felonies before the interview was over.

[NCjack]

5. Take a good look at Lyin' Lev -- he is about to go through some serious shit happ'ng to him. nt

[skip fox]

6. R.G. continues:

"And my sources have been telling me things which, when they come out, will dramatically change everything. Even the Democrats will publicly admit their shame and humiliation and resign from office in disgrace. . . . It'll be revealed any day now, trust me."