Some Like It Snot. . . . Please come CAPTION Mike Pompeo!

[skip fox]

Mike Pompeo is saying: "I consider myself a reasonable person but when some wobbly little twit like yourself asks me an outlandish question like why I haven't supported a f*cking former ambassador, that's like trying to nail my ball-sack to the wall . . . So, you spoiled little c*nt, I'll give you a reasonable answer even though you don't deserve it. Read my memoirs when they f*cking some out, that is if you can read."




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Above CAPTION based on this dick's reaction to NPR's (Mary Louise Kelly's) question as covered by The Detroit News:

https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/politics/2020/01/25/pompeo-npr-reporter-ukraine-questions/41064059/

[Me.]

1. Did He Actually Use The Vulgarity Of That "C" Word

or is that you?

[skip fox]

2. CAUTION. CAPTIONing at DU is a creative sport, but

we try to channel our subjects' to satirize them, thus we have them say things they would if they thought they could bet away with it, or phrases to expose their hypocrisy, stupidity, gullibility, stupidity, etc.

[Me.]

3. Your Explanation Is Sheer Nonsense

That vulgarity is all on you

[skip fox]

13. For over 70 years people have told me what to say or not say.

In this case it was to exaggerate his vulgarity because the reset of the incident was already so over-the-top.

If that doesn't work for you . . .

[Me.]

14. No Matter What A Nasty Piece Of Work He Is, He Didn't Say That, You Did

and I would think a Professor Emeritus could express the point more creatively

[skip fox]

18. It's called satire.

[Me.]

20. The Best Satire Is Wit

[brer cat]

22. Lousy excuse.

It was your choice of words not the person you were satirizing. Own it.

[UniteFightBack]

11. This is lost on a lot of people. In addition time after time people COMMENT rather than CAPTION.

Oh brother!

[UniteFightBack]

7. Would pussy be better? nt

[Me.]

8. Is This Pres. Trump?

He who thinks nothing of disparaging female body parts.

[UniteFightBack]

9. So that's a no then? nt

[Me.]

15. Then Why Emulate Him?

or did you admire him when he did?

[George II]

16. I don't think I've heard a woman ever use that word, ever.

[Me.]

19. Hmmmm, I Wonder Why?

Dictionary..com
noun Slang: Vulgar.
the vulva or vagina.
Extremely Disparaging and Offensive.
1. a contemptuous term used to refer to a woman.
2. a term used to refer to a contemptible person.
sexual intercourse with a woman.
Words related to cunt
pussy, bitch, muff, box, snatch, puss, beaver, cherry, vulva, vagina, slut, slit, pudenda, gash


“Cunt (/kʌnt/) is a vulgar word for the vulva or vagina and is also used as a term of disparagement. Reflecting different national usages, cunt is described as a "usually disparaging and obscene" term for a woman[1] or an "offensive way to refer to a woman" in the United States[2] by the Merriam-Webster dictionary,”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cunt

[sheshe2]

21. Thank you, Me.

I am angry and a the same time want to cry.

The description/ meaning of the word is like a sucker punch to the gut.

[Me.]

24. ...

[SWBTATTReg]

4. Filthy mouth. So much for being christian and neighborly, eh? What a pathetic, and typical ...

stuck up human being, pompeo. He claims he's a so called Christian (remember, they are calling themselves this). I'm never calling him a Christian for he is certainly not.

Pompeo is failing his office by allowing the filth of rump to corrupt all that is good that government does for the people of this country. Pompeo, I wouldn't be surprised is waiting for the end times and if anything, failing in his duties of his office so that the 'end times' can more rapidly approach. Bible and/or church doctrine has been disproven many times, when will this people ever understand this? They twist and manipulate the words of the bible and/or gospel to match up w/ their beliefs are. Pure propagandists.

[UniteFightBack]

5. Pompass's head....the human bowling ball. nt

[UniteFightBack]

6. OK so you found Ukraine..got any idea where I put my soul? nt

[UniteFightBack]

10. OK everybody please be quiet. Sucking trumps rump class is now in session. nt

[Miigwech]

12. My Farts Power My Brain

pompeo:

I am a slab of worthless landfill yet full of tonnes of valuable, un-natural gas. When you watch me during interviews you can see me reserving my energy by hardly thinking, breathing, moving or bv not even blinking my eyes! Not having to blink my is my best achievement because secretly the world sees how tough, really I am ".... bla, bla bla and did you see pompusmayo? didn't blink once, nothing scares that MAGiT."

I have simply discovered methane gas recovery! If it works on my shit it'll work on your's."

https://www.technologyreview.com/s/609601/capturing-wasted-methane/

Methane gas, a vast natural resource, is often burned off at oil wells in a process called flaring, which currently wastes 150 billion cubic meters of the gas each year and generates a staggering 400 million tons of carbon dioxide. That contributes significantly to global warming. Letting the gas escape unburned would lead to even greater environmental harm, however, because methane is a much more potent greenhouse gas than carbon dioxide is.

[NCjack]

17. Pompeo: "Damn it, I'm looking forward to the Rapture. I'll never

have to deal with shit-for-brains like you."

[Ilsa]

23. Cyrus McQueen has the best retort:

Link to tweet

?s=19

Pompeo hasn’t seen his dick in years yet he’s tryin to make a reporter find Ukraine on a blank map...