Nicknames for the real Donald Trump . . .

[Journeyman]

I was in grammar school last time I called someone a name in an effort to win an argument. It felt childish even then. Ever since, I’ve had too much respect for myself, and for other people, to resort to such crass behavior.

Or I did, until now.

I’m astonished that a major party candidate for President called people names — silly, unimaginative names — and somehow not only prevailed in the election but left many of his opponents seemingly deathly afraid he might resurrect these names to further debase them. What were they afraid of? Liddle? Fat? Over-Rated? Flaky? Sloppy? Loser? Sadly, nicknames with no true bite.

I suffered far worse in the fourth grade.

And what perplexed me most was there were far more imaginative names bandied about for Donald Trump, especially in the years since he became President, for anyone to be left grasping for an appropriate response — if that was where they felt they had to go to gain an upper hand. So I began to collect Donald Trump nicknames back in early ’16, to keep from being caught flatfooted should he turn his ire on me.

What follows below are the 250+ nicknames I’ve collected over the past four years. Some will be self-evident. Others may need a little explanation, which I’ve provided parenthetically afterwards. I've also included sources after some of the names, to give credit where credit is due, though I haven't added near as many sources as I should. This has been a labor of attack, not scholarship.

I’ve grouped them in large categories, to make it easier to find appropriate responses. Within each category, the names are listed randomly, often in just the order I came upon them. Over the years, I’ve found my favorites changed to reflect the daily outrage, so any attempt to systemize them seemed self-defeating.

You’ll find I left some popular insults out. I considered some too crass for effective use, since a belittling nickname is best if it doesn’t reflect poorly on the user. You may disagree and that’s your right. You won’t get an argument from me. And I certainly wouldn’t call you names if you did, as that sort of behavior is best reserved for the effort to rid ourselves of a true and virulent threat to our Constitutional rule of law.

I wish I could have set these up in a table. It would have made them so much more useful. I also wish I could have added more interlinear spacing. I also look forward to any additional names commenters may add.

Without further ado, here’s what I’ve heard and read over the past four years about the real Donald Trump.


Impeachment Inspired

IMpotus

Russian Inspired

Red Don
The Brooklyn Bolshevik
apricot aPParatchik
Collaborator in Chief
Comrade Trumputin
Comrade Casino
Cyrillic Apprentice
Comrade C*©kholster
Putin’s Puppet
Putin’s Putty
Putin’s Bitch
Putin’s C*©k-Holster (Stephen Colbert)
The Russian Mole
Putin’s Pet
PuPPet
Trumpsky
Putinfluffer
PPotus
Comrade Crayola
Putin’s Pumpkin
PP (after the Moscow dossier)
Trumpp (after the Moscow dossier)
Presidentski
The Orange Russian
Comrade Minus (Pete Souza, Obama photographer)
Tя☭mp
Puppetrump
Donnie Moscow
Mr. “I’m F***ed”
Don Kremleone
DosveDonald
Don-stoevski (author of Crime & No Punishment)
Donsvadanya
Donaldovich Ivan Trumpsky

Traitor Inspired

Benedict Donald
Beenadick Donald
Treasonweasel
TR45ON
Individual-1
Manchurian Cantaloupe

Twitter Inspired

Tweety Amin
Tweetenstein
Twittorrhea
Little Lord tRumple-Twit
Twidiot in Chief
Itchy Twitter Finger
Covfeve in Thief
Chief Covfefe
Tweety McTweeterson
Nostradumbass
Capitalizer in Chief
Agolf Twittler
Tweeto
Old Hateful Tweetgeyser
Childish Thumbino
Commander-in-Tweet
Masturtweeter
Old Man Twitler
Moby Dork (after “Prince of Whales” tweet)
King Twit

Dictator Inspired

Hair Twitler
Hair Furor
Mein Trumpf
A-Dolt Twitler
Sweet Potato Pol Pot
Cheetolini
Cheatolini
Mango Mussolini
Cinnamon Hitler
Pumpkin Spice Goebbels
Trumpenfuhrer
El Caudillo del Mar-A-Lago
Velveeta Himmler
King Drumpf
Twitler
Combover Castro
Tee Time Tito
Marshall Tweeto
Marmalade Mugabe
Genghis Can't
Needy Amin
Der Mankindertweetenfuhrer
Il Dunce
His MAGA-sty
Mr. Petulant Crossed Arms
Big Birther is Watching You, Winston!
Despot Don
#Cult45

Orange Skin & Yellow Hair Inspired

Cheeto Benito
Cheeto von Tweeto
Cheeto Bandito
Cheeto Jesus
O Yellar
Cheez-It-in-Chief
Cheez Whiz
Orange Foolius
Fanta Ranter
Angry Creamsicle
Tangerine Tyrant
Government Cheese Goebbels
Agent Orange
Agent Orange Treasonweasel
Nasturtium Narcissist
Orange Pillock (British informal: “stupid person”)
Angry Pumpkin
Tangerine Idi Amin
King Tangerine the First
Orange-utan
Talking Yam
Micturition Man
MANGOTUS
His Orangeness
Velveeto Corleone
Mangolini
Orange Oaf of Office
Mango Molester
The Hate Pumpkin
The Trumpkin Party
Emperor Tang
Manchurian Cantaloupe
Ginger Git
Naranja Numbskull
The Aqua Net Autistic
Nectarine Nero

Little Hands Inspired

Short-Fingered Vulgarian
King Donald the Doll-Handed
The Tiny-Handed Tyrant
Dinky Donny (Cher)
Stumpy
Chubby Nubby
Babyfingers Trump
Pixie Fingers Trump
Tiny Handed Totalitarian
Littlefingers
Tiny Hands Trump
Donnie Dollhands
Commander Babyfingers

Corpulescence Inspired

Jabba the Trump
Donnie Two Scoops
Plumpty Trumpty
Trumpty Dumpty
The Girther
Fat Nixon
President Hugh Janus
Habeus Corpulent (Latin for “Show us the fat-ass!”)
King Tub
Burger-boy
Bloatard
Empty Dumpty
FATUS

Lieing Inspired

Herr Confounderer (me, on global warming statement)
The Cowardly Liar
Donocchio
Dead Parrot President (reflexively contradicts obvious, if inconvenient, facts – “many want to be my COS”)
Commander in Cheat
President Pinnochio

Just Descriptive

Dolt 45
Trumplethinskin
Mighty Mouth (run in, without gun, take down felon)
Dotard (Kim Jong Un)
DOTUS
Marie Antrumpette
Dim Dotard
Dotard J. Trump
Chauncey Gardner (he only watches it on TV)
Donald Flunk
Fredo (“I can handle things. I’m smart. Not like everybody says, like dumb. I’m smart!”)
Banktrumpt
Cadet Bone Spurs
The Boy Blunder
Captain Chaos
Tom Buchanan (& Daisy)
Stable Genius
President Fluffernutter.
. . . this petit bourgeois hotelier, this predatory rentier . . . (me)
Dumpster Fire
Careening Clowncar of Chaos, Cacophony, and Catastrophic Clusterfuck
Donnie Darko
Drumpf
Moron (Secretary of State Rex Tillerson)
Fucking Moron (Secretary of State Rex Tillerson)
F*©kface von Clownstick (Jon Stewart)
Dodgeball Donnie
Trump of Doom (from the Bible, “Revelations”)
Trumpster Fire
Captain Deflection
IMPOTUS
Current Occupant
President Asterisk
Demented Donnie Drumpf
Rump
Dump
Man-Baby
Child in Chief
King Mierdas (King Midas in reverse)
Call Jeffy!! We got a leak on the Trumptanic!!
Criminal-in-Chief
The Babbling Crook
Goniff-in-Chief
The Pied Viper
President Infantile
Diaper Don
BLOTUS (“Biggest Liar of the United States)
PLOTUS (Pathological Liar of the United States)
PeeWee Trump (after UN laughter: ‘I meant to do that!’)
Chumpo the Clown (Elect a clown, get a circus, expect more clowns)
Loathsome Toad (“A Face in the Crowd”)
Pathetic Inadequate (bestowed by Nicholas Soames, Winston Churchill’s grandson, after Trump refused to go to Aisne-Marne American Cemetery)
Temper Tantrump
Trumper Tantrum
Donnie Rotten
Oberbefehl Scheisskopf (“Top Command Shithead”)
Bankrupt Billionaire
Toadglans von Hamberder
Combover in Chief
Grumblethinskin
Offal Office
Thief Executive
Trump-For-Brains
King Minus
Pompous Brokeahontas
ETTD (Everything Trump Touches Dies)
POtuS
President Trumpo (Newt Gingrich, while defending him against Mueller press conference)
Drumpfuck
Don Trumpxote (railing [tilting] against windmills)
Donnarrea
Homo Defectus
Vile Pile
Cockwomble (British: A completely useless person who spouts constant bullshit)
President Trumpy McScummy
Audience of One
The Minus Touch (after losses in the governors' races in 2018)
The Pestilent
Yellicopter

Alliterative Names

Butternut Brezhnev
Creamsicle Khrushchev
Papaya Perón
Cantaloupe Caligula
Tangerine Toddler
Mantan Molotov
Fanta Franco
Marmalade Mugabe
Tangerine Tito
Kumquat Quisling
Sunkist Stalin
Henna Himmler
Turmeric the Terrible
Dorito Duvalier
Persimmon Putin
Kumquat Khrushchev
Cheddar Ceauşescu
Spraytan Stalin
Toddler Tyrant

Golden Showers Inspired

PP

Parade Inspired

Cadet Scheiskopf (Catch-22)

Stormy Inspired

Captain Underpants
David Dennison (alias in Stormy Daniels’ legal filing)
Spankee
Unindicted Co-Conspirator
Poke-A-Pornstar (in response to “Pocohantas”)
Skanky Manslut
Toad (Stormy Daniel’s description of Little Donald)
Toadglans
Moronic Mini Mushroom
Toadglans
Individual 1

Self-Supplied Aliases

David Dennison (alias in Stormy Daniels’ legal filing)
John Barron
John Miller

[Vinnie From Indy]

1. You missed the whole "Mob Boss/Mafia" genre

Something like "Shakedown Donnie" or "Donnie Pumpkins".

Great list you have!

[rurallib]

11. Donnie Two-Scoops

[Journeyman]

71. Thanks. I'll add a new category . . .

[renate]

87. if you add the DeTrumpify extension, you'll pick up a few more!

https://toolsofourtools.org/detrumpify-about

[lagomorph777]

98. Mafia Don

[blogslut]

2. What is amazing to me is

...no matter the nickname, everyone knows who it is.

[WA-03 Democrat]

35. So True!! :)

[JohnQFunk]

3. You could mix categories, i.e. appearance and lies/business inspired...

… for example, the nickname Dave Hirsch gave him on Twitter, "Dyejob McGriftalot".

[Vinnie From Indy]

78. LOL

[Journeyman]

86. That's good. I'll have to add that to my list . . .

[Thomas Hurt]

4. So many, my contribution....Commander Bedbug and President Pocapornactras

[TygrBright]

5. Mine is [Redacted]

Since, like all pathologically needy narcissists, he takes comfort and strength from the power of having his name all over everything, I will erase his name from every communication possible.

[Redacted]
Squatter at 1600 PA Ave

Those are mostly SFW, but I'm also very fond of Weehands McNodick (hat tip to The Ferret).

helpfully,
Bright

[Prue]

6. Well thought out list

[The Genealogist]

7. Donnie Dainty Digits is my go-to

Alliterative and true.

[kimbutgar]

8. Orange maggot and mf45 and orange anus mouth

To add to the list.

[Different Drummer]

9. Very good list! I've bookmarked it for future reference.

My current two favorites are musically based:

King Nothing -- From the Metallica song of the same title

Mean Mr. MAGA -- Based on the Beatles' "Mean Mr. Mustard."

[xxqqqzme]

10. I renamed him

King con at the very beginning. But it is more effective if spoken.

[El Supremo]

12. You left out Tumpolini.

But there are so many how can anyone keep track.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

13. Mine is Impresident tRump (or Tramp).

Good list, thanks Journeyman......

KY...........

[3catwoman3]

14. Trumplethinskin is a fav of mine.

Maybe it is in your extensive list and I missed it.

[calikid]

15. Great list! My go to is donny john

[shelshaw]

16. Treazus, Sleazus and Doucheolini

[Journeyman]

72. Sounds like a law firm specializing in impeachment defense . . .

[yonder]

17. Nice list. Fanta Ranter and Mighty Mouth are new to me.

Tanzaniac could be added.

[3auld6phart]

18. nicknames

Wowsers! Some really great nicknames.Didn't see Orange skidmark. Have to find
humour and a laugh some place.Thanks loads,Journeyman.

[denem]

19. I'm sticking with MF45

Great list. Thank you.

[sarge43]

20. Cadet Bonespurs. n/t

[Sancho]

21. MF45...

[dweller]

22. thanks for the laughs

i generally use fatnixon since my speelchuck allows it

add Rick Wilson's ' daytrading choad'

✌🏼

[PatrickforO]

23. I like several

Putin's puppet is good.

Benedict Donald also.

Impotus has a certain ring to it.

Maybe Donnie Dick-tator.

Cheeto.

The Orange Menace.

Agent Orange.

[Lokee11]

24. Everyone always knows who I am talking about

when I refer to Orange Orangutan Hitler and Captain Dipshit, I try to never say his name, closest I come is "Drumpf" or how I place a

"✊ FDT" at the end of all my text messages.

It is quite sad that no one has ever even had a question regarding who I was referring to, when I think about it .

[Journeyman]

77. Yeah. Wouldn't it be nice to live in a society a little more complicated than what you'd see . . .

or hear about on a schlocky reality TV game show?

[marble falls]

93. Being obvious wasn't enough, you need confirmation, too? We knew what you meant!! Don't be sad.

[CaptYossarian]

25. Today, I used Donald J Swamp, because he made it worse.

Another Stormy one could be "Magic Mushroom".

Now you see it, now you don't.

Now you see it, now you don't. (as he's thrusting Liddle Donnie.)

He only says it for seven seconds.

[Dem2theMax]

26. My favorite? Orange shitgibbon.

I didn't see it on the list, but it could be there. I can't search by way of my phone.


Thanks for the list! I'm sure it will come in handy.

[lastlib]

56. Or just "ShitGibbon"

"ferret-headed Fucknugget"
And my own preference in most instances: "AnusMouth" -- because the same stuff comes out of both orifices, and they're interchangeable.

[Dem2theMax]

63. All fabulous suggestions!

They all work for me. And I'm laughing my head off!

[wcollar]

88. That's only part of it. I first heard from an anti Bexiter in Scotland

"Cheeto faced ferret wearing tiny fingered shit gibbon"

I have it on a coffee mug.

[Dem2theMax]

92. Sounds like I need some new coffee mugs!

I'll have to invite the repuke neighbors over for coffee.

[malaise]

27. You covered a lot there - brilliant

but here are three more
Don the Con
King Con
The Holey Moran Emperor

[broiles]

28. I'm partial to the Ferret's Wee Hands McNodick.

[kedrys]

48. And his Baron Velveeta Harkonnen. n/t

[cp]

29. Three good sources, in addition to yours

The Ferret (Shower Cap) has all sorts of creative ones: Offal in the Oval, Baron Golfin von Fatfuk, and so on. Brilliant!
Charles Pierce: Meringue-haired Hotelier (or was that the Guardian?).
Randy Rainbow: Desperate Cheeto, for one--of many--of his superb singing satires.

Thanks for doing this, Journeyman.

[central scrutinizer]

81. El Caudillo de Mar a Lago

I think was also coined by Pierce. He also uses president*

[Brother Mythos]

30. That's a nice list! You've collected all of my favorites!

It's already on your list, but my current favorite is "Individual-1," as it may serve to reminded people that he is, in fact, an "Unindicted Co-conspirator" of a convicted, jailed felon.

[Zorro]

31. You can add Teletrumpie to your Corpulescence Inspired category

[uponit7771]

32. "Benedict Donald" Gets the most agro on mixed aisle forums. They HATE that phrase

[TlalocW]

33. I call him Circus Peanut

Also, a FB friend who's a Trumpster foolishly got on to me about being so vulgar when talking about Trump - I tore him a new one, putting up examples of Trump being vulgar, and when he had the guts to be consistent and call Trump out like he did me, he'd have a case, but because I didn't want to offend his sensitive ears, I told him I would stop referring to him as President Pussy-Grabber and instead have changed it to President Female-Genitalia Grabber.

He wasn't amused.

TlalocW

[Kaiserguy]

34. Don the Con

[fierywoman]

36. "Donnie Dimwit" from his childhood acquaintances.

[pansypoo53219]

37. i just use the moron or prima donnie, but manchurian cantaloupe is lol.

[Heartstrings]

38. AOAA....

Asshole of all Assholes is my favorite!

[empedocles]

39. 'traitortrump'

[Pluvious]

79. And Traitor Tot

[stage left]

40. In the Lord of the Rings category

Wormtongue Littlefingers.

[Mersky]

41. Shouty Cheeto

Lol, I don’t remember where I heard that from during his first year. Is still a favorite I use in my spoken parlance.

I think it was Colbert who called him a honey-glazed tiger testicle, and I just about died laughing.

[bucolic_frolic]

42. You missed one that highlights Trump's Royalty

Every time he goes off on this self-pity-everyone's-out-to-get-me-witch-hunt angry rant, Trump should be labeled as such!!

The Prince of Wails!

#PrinceOfWails

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1088&pid=18902

[Journeyman]

76. I like that one: "The Prince of Wails" . . .

that'll go on my list.

[Brother Buzz]

43. TheFerret, please pick up the nearest white courtesy telephone

Here's some wonderful material for your consideration.

Journeyman, totally awesome list!

How come orange anus missed your list?

[world wide wally]

44. The Official Trump Thesaurus

[keithbvadu2]

45. Vlad has no nasty little nickname from his pal Donald

Vlad has no nasty little nickname from his pal Donald

[cstanleytech]

46. Planet inspired Uranus.

[OMGWTF]

47. Bravo and thank you! My favs are "Shitler" and "Traitor Tot"

[stillcool]

49. I'm going with the "Famous Ignoramus"...

that can't tell truth from a lie....via the 'American Pie' remake.

[amb123]

50. Emperor Trumpoleon

Emperor Trumpatine
Emperor P*ssy-Grabber
Attila the Trump
Diarrhea Don
Donnie Sewer-Mouth

[moreland01]

51. And of course

add an * behind all of them.

* Impeached

[TrollBuster9090]

52. Nicknames!

[John Fante]

53. Durrrrr Fuhrer

Captain Covfefe

[Roland99]

54. Twitler works just fine

[Chipper Chat]

55. DickTater

[doc03]

57. Fat Bastard nt

[Dave in VA]

58. Orange Hemorrhoid!

n/t

[jmowreader]

59. Cadet Bone Spurs has to be in there somewhere

[Mira]

60. I'M DELIGHTED with the job you did.

had hoped someone had a list and was collecting names. My favorite for a long time was "Orange Cock Squat"

[C_U_L8R]

61. Trumpstain.

[BadGimp]

62. alttrumpnames.com

Apparently the list needs to grow...

http://www.alttrumpnames.com/

redirects to an Airtable online data base...

[Bob Loblaw]

64. A few of my own

Don Jung Ill
Emperor Hairohito
Ghenghis Don
Donito Mousse-a-lini
Ill Douche'
Shortpol Pot
Baby Don Trumpvalier
Generalissimo Doncisco Wanko

[Faux pas]

65. Kickin'K for

future reference

[greatbaldeagle]

66. A few more

Dim Shady
Con Hair
Pinocchio
Big Con Don
Birther King
The Lyin' King
Slippin Donnie

[moondust]

67. Loony Lardass

Dumpy the Clown
TheRump
Donny Dumpster


Great list!

[llmart]

68. I've been looking for something like this for quite some time.

Very fitting that you posted on Presidents' Day. I can't wrap my mind around how far we've sunk in this country to the point where millions of us use these every day to speak of you-know-who in OUR White House.

I just usually use orange asswipe myself. He gets zero respect from me. He deserves to be denigrated like this.

[Journeyman]

75. I'm glad this is of value to you . . .

and yes, he certainly deserves all disrespect we can muster.

[Niagara]

69. I use BLOTUS, Shitler and Twitler often when referring to him

nicknames that I've heard others refer to him:

Adderall Hitler
Barbecued Brutus
Berder King
Cheeto Jesus
Cheez Doodle
Diaper Don or Donnie
Donald Chump
Donnie Short Fingers
Drumpf
Emperor with no Clothes
President Sharpie
Queen's Reich
Screaming Carrot Demon (Samantha Bee)
Snake Oil Salesman (Rosie O'Donnell)
Trumpenstein (Murfster35 of Daily Kos)
The White Pride Piper

[Poiuyt]

70. Great work!

Thanks!

[Kid Berwyn]

73. Thank you, Journeyman!

Great list!

I’d add under PP:

Pee Brain

Pee-resident Drippy Donald

[ooky]

74. Sigmund Fraud

[GoneOffShore]

82. Great list!! Here's a few more.

Putin's Putain, Orange Shitegibbon, pmurT, SCROTUS (So Called Ruler of the US)

[Laelth]

83. Wow! That is quite a list.

I can't help but feeling that someone had too much time on their hands.

-Laelth

[Lars39]

84. I didn't see Mango Mussolini

[alterfurz]

85. Metamucilini aka Assolini aka Il Douche

Pol Pot Belly
Combover Caligula
Velveeta Voldemort

[bluescribbler]

89. You omitted my personal favorite

From The Ferret

Tangerine tinted taint tumor. I love the alliteration.

[klook]

90. Golf inspired:

Der Fairway Fuehrer
Double-bogeyman
General Golfcart
Putt-Putt POTUS
Chipshot Cheater

Your list is awesome!


I really can’t add much of substance, but these popped into my head, so here.

[soldierant]

91. Well, sir, I thought I had a lot with 1823,

but you have got me beat six ways to Sunday. I'll need some time to compare and see whether I have any you missed (mine are not categorized.) Thank you indeed.

[Jamastiene]

94. I tend to call him Orange Joffrey.

Or Choad.

Or I just string a group of cuss words together.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

95. His Lardship

[malchickiwick]

96. Don't forget Putin's Fleshlight

[lagomorph777]

97. Turd

[keithbvadu2]

99. 1+