It's a sure bet that Trump will soon be infected with the coronavirus. You just can't have

[Atticus]

that many skeevy Republicans kissing your ass without picking up whatever is goin' round.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. Oh, please, let it be so!

[Farmer-Rick]

2. Well, I hope so since he is responsible for letting it spread unchecked

[getagrip_already]

3. or the regular flu.....

Although he has probably been given vaccines that aren't available to the public for strains not covered by the standard shots.

But talk about underlying conditions! He'd be gone in a couple of weeks if he gets it.

c'mon great spaghetti monster, cough his way!

[Rorey]

4. Fingers crossed

[TlalocW]

5. It would be nice

If all those religious snake-oil salespeople believed their own hype about God protecting them, didn't wash their hands, and they and Trump all got infected at the next photo-op where they're all laying hands on him.

TlalocW

[lame54]

6. He's immuned...

From staring into the eclipse

[secondwind]

7. I doubt it... he's a germaphobe

[Vinca]

8. But, if his lapdog Mike has been exposed . . . keep hope alive.

[GoCubsGo]

10. A real germophobe would never refuse to wear a condom while having sex with a stranger.

He's done that more than once. Don't buy it. It's just a convenient excuse he uses when he can't any other reason to avoid mingling with members of the unwashed masses.

[RhodeIslandOne]

12. Exactly

[RhodeIslandOne]

11. The way this thing has spread

You can wash your hands and bathe in Purell......I fear for our candidates.

[lunatica]

9. LOL!