Trump: "I haven't touched my face in weeks. I miss it."

[Miles Archer]

CSPAN
@cspan

President Trump while answering question on air travel in meeting with airline CEOs: "I haven't touched my face in weeks. I miss it."

Full video here: https://cs.pn/2uYhRB6

Link to tweet

[C_U_L8R]

1. Funny, most of the time he's so high he can't feel his face

[ismnotwasm]

10. Now I have an ear worm

[gordianot]

2. Someone needs to paint the orange.

[Kablooie]

16. Orange makeup With finger prints all over it.

[leftieNanner]

27. Aerosol can?

Or makeup sponges.

[redstatebluegirl]

3. How does he put on his orange makeup?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. With a paint roller, obviously.

[redstatebluegirl]

6. Ah yes, that would make sense.

[Pachamama]

26. +10000

[magicarpet]

11. He puts his orange pancake makeup on with an old corn broom and a cement trowel.

[C_U_L8R]

14. Oh, he doesn't do that himself

Sorry.

[Brainfodder]

20. Where oh where is that from?

We laughed for a while this morning!

Thanks!

Looks accurate?

[C_U_L8R]

23. Hee hee. Alison Jackson. Photographer for Vanity Fair. Comic Genius.

[Brainfodder]

24. A blessing in these dark times!

/cheers!

[TheBlackAdder]

21. Dammit! Give a warning first!

[lunatica]

37. So where is his mushroom? Is it a inny?

Somebody had to say it.

[BluesRunTheGame]

30. He has makeup minions...

[lame54]

34. He bobs for chicken nuggets

[spanone]

4. People are dying and trump is a fucking comedian

[tinymontgomery]

39. That is what I was exactly thinking

That is what I was exactly thinking. Having a good laugh while people
are dying.

[TheCowsCameHome]

7. Then how does he urinate?

[Journeyman]

8. I understand a couple of Russian hookers do that for him . . .

[Demovictory9]

9. Fool

[gratuitous]

12. Line forms on the right

Everyone who wants to touch Donald Trump's face. As time and space are limited, we suggest touching his face with all five fingers simultaneously as shown in the illustration:



Gloves recommended, but not required. Hand washing stations will be available.

[llmart]

13. So now he's a fucking comedian.

Jeezus, I'm so tired of him, and that's coming from someone who rarely listens to him. I wonder what I'd be like if I watched all the news. Probably they'd have to take me away to the funny farm.

The only adjectives he knows are big, biggest, very, very, small, most and he says them ad nauseum as if saying them more often is going to make him sound intelligent.

[leftieNanner]

28. You forgot "BEST" nt

[llmart]

35. Naw...

I'll give that one to Malaria.

[tblue37]

32. Don't forget tremendous, fantastic, incredible, amazing, unbelievable. nt

[mshasta]

15. F-U

[RestoreAmerica2020]

17. What a blathering fool! Watch linquist explain trump's remedial

...language development skills in interview with Brian Williams. I believe it was over a yr ago, yet still very relevant.


https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DQwnpa3KhT4Y&ved=2ahUKEwjd3dXhyP_nAhU-JjQIHZBQCBoQwqsBMAR6BAgGEA4&usg=AOvVaw2GEl2x-uZ5xr1dK4t46Ii8

[Historic NY]

18. Someone has.

[TheBlackAdder]

19. Duh! You have to pull it out of Putin's ass first!

[struggle4progress]

22. "I suddenly realized touching my face made my fingers stubby, so I quit"

[CatMor]

25. Not sure the germs could get through all the layers of orange.

[Totally Tunsie]

29. I'd LOVE to touch his face - with my fist.

Once, just once, is all I ask.

[DesertRat]

31. Here he is on Monday. Touching his face

He lies about EVERYTHING.

Link to tweet

[llmart]

36. Maybe he's been touching something else instead.

I know. I know. Ewwwww...... But hey, Malaria won't touch it, so someone has to.

[malaise]

33. How many weeks?

That's all I want to know

[Hortensis]

38. That's actually a funny lie, from a man with no sense of humor.

It's also on a responsible subject. Someone else wrote it of course.

[mmbrevo]

40. Like anything could live on his face with that toxic orange paint he sprays on it.

[Dem2]

41. Must resist knuckle sandwich joke