Trump takes a dizzyingly tone-deaf victory lap for "only" 11 coronavirus deaths.

[Miles Archer]

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

With approximately 100,000 CoronaVirus cases worldwide, and 3,280 deaths, the United States, because of quick action on closing our borders, has, as of now, only 129 cases (40 Americans brought in) and 11 deaths. We are working very hard to keep these numbers as low as possible!

11:34 AM · Mar 5, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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[Turbineguy]

1. Idiot

[SWBTATTReg]

2. Sure, pat yourself on the back. No one believes you anymore. The stock market doesn't believe...

you. It's down 700+ now 11:14 am CST.

[C_U_L8R]

3. Tick, tick, tick

[safeinOhio]

4. Best of all

it’ll be gone in April.

[keithbvadu2]

5. Or by the end of the work week.

[DBoon]

6. "quick action on closing our borders"

because "true americans" can't carry and spread a virus?

[Newest Reality]

9. That's right...

Considering how many Americans are living in either religious fundamentalism and/or conspiracy theory land, (who needs censorship, amirite?) the borders and closing and walls are all very magical words that prove that true Americans don't do like those invaders, nor does their purity allow for carrying and spreading evil things like viruses.

Mike Dense is well aware of this fact and they are now cleaning up the drool from the twerking their salivary glands did when they were stimulated by the words, "closing our borders". I hear the floor was covered with it.

Oh, and no true Scotsman would carry and spread a virus, either.

[genxlib]

7. Gonna wanna bookmark that one and come back to it in a few weeks

Insert "Mission Accomplished" banner here...

[captain queeg]

8. Why won't someone compliment me on what a great job I've done?

I’m going to hold my breath till someone does.

[not_the_one]

13. Stop that, CQ! You are doing a GREAT job!!!

(but you are not fooling us...) (50% chance of correct gender assumption )

Loosen the belt around your neck, and get the tissues.

Now post the video!!

[captain queeg]

15. Can't remember wherei saw the clip. I think Jimmy Kimmel or maybe John Oliver

He’d just announced his appointment of Pence and Azar tried to explain and reporters started asking Trump To clarify. He just turned around and walked behind the curtain.

[Proud Liberal Dem]

10. 11 deaths (so far)

We're not even testing widespread. This isn't over yet.

[Walleye]

11. Flu shots denied to asylum seekers

[Liberal In Texas]

12. Our borders are closed?

When did this happen? I can't find anything about that except it's being "considered."

[CaptYossarian]

14. In his mind (also closed).

[GulfCoast66]

16. He's too stupid to realize the virus is not another opponent to be beat verbally.

if this thing gets really cranked his statements will seal his fate.

Republicans Senators must be binge drinking.

[Ms. Toad]

17. There are 40% more US cases than yesterday. n/t

[uponit7771]

18. There are no test kits he does not know this they're purposely suppressing the test kits

[Coventina]

19. 230 cases, asshole!

Why does he consistently lie about numbers that are so easily available?!?!?!?!