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11 Bravo

(23,926 posts)
Mon Mar 9, 2020, 04:39 PM Mar 2020

So Chump Jr. wants to debate Joe Biden?

He wants to argue about the extent to which he has monetized his father's position versus Hunter Biden's work.
Here's how Joe should respond:

First of all son, who the Hell are YOU, and what have you ever done in life that makes you imagine you're worth even ten seconds of my time?

Secondly, everyone KNOWS that your old man doesn't give a flying fuck about you. If I want to debate a Trump spawn, I'll talk to the only child he actually loves (and not always in an appropriate father/daughter way, but that's another story).

No, let me debate Ivanka. SHE can explain to all of us her qualifications for a senior White House position, how much she stands to gain from the Chinese trademark protections she somehow scored, and what kind of a sales bounce she obtained when both Kellyanne Conway and old Lard Ass himself urged Americans to buy her cheap, sweat shop crap.

But YOU?

Fuck off, kid.

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So Chump Jr. wants to debate Joe Biden? (Original Post) 11 Bravo Mar 2020 OP
Daddy Trump doesn't get to delegate wryter2000 Mar 2020 #1

wryter2000

(46,042 posts)
1. Daddy Trump doesn't get to delegate
Mon Mar 9, 2020, 04:57 PM
Mar 2020

He'll have to do it himself, complete with sniffing, slurred words, and just plain idiocy.

Stephanie Miller now has a segment, I think called WTF Donnie? They play some slurred and/or completely misspoken words, and the game is to figure out what Trump meant.

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