Lindsey Graham Being Tested for Coronavirus

[applegrove]

Lindsey Graham Being Tested for Coronavirus

March 12, 2020 at 4:19 pm EDT By Taegan Goddard Leave a Comment

https://politicalwire.com/2020/03/12/lindsey-graham-being-tested-for-coronavirus/

"SNIP.....

Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) is being tested for coronavirus after being at Mar-a-Lago with Brazilian president last weekend, NBC News reports.

He’s self-quarantining “in an abundance of caution.”

......SNIP"

[rzemanfl]

1. Oh sure, he can get a test. n/t

[applegrove]

5. Right because you can't have a cluster in Republican ranks. But anywhere

else it would be fine.

[stillcool]

2. He's being tested?

how nice for him.

[CaptYossarian]

3. It's not exclusive to humans.

[tavernier]

13. Omg you made me lose a mouthful of expensive CVS wine!!!!

Pay up, you scoundrel!

[CaptYossarian]

17. Will you take a rubber check?

[tavernier]

18. Oh no you don't! I live on a boat in the Florida Keys.

I’ve had lots of experience with Captains and rubbers. ...

Let me rephrase that...

[CaptYossarian]

19. Lol!

I thought rubbers were for privates.

[VOX]

15. Bwah!

Good one!

[area51]

4. Funny how the ruling class can get their hands on a test. n/t

[handmade34]

9. funny

not ha-ha I read also that only the "important people" at CPAC were able to know who tested positive for Covid-19... the "regular" people weren't told seems funny

[Buns_of_Fire]

6. Perhaps this will indicate a vector between his lips and trump's ass.

Remember, senators: When you kiss trump's ass, you're also kissing everybody else who's kissed trump's ass. Just say no.

[uponit7771]

7. He looked like crap earlier

[Nature Man]

8. GOOD

Karma is a bitch, you spineless motherfucker.

One grave I would heartily take a hot, steaming piss on.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

10. GOPers always think they're above everyone else.

[C_U_L8R]

11. They should check under the hood while they're there

Seems his brain fell out along the way. Got no sense at all.

[IggleDuer]

12. The test only works on vertebrates

N/t

[tavernier]

14. Poor soul, he was just too high strung.

The strain was too hard to bear.

(Spoken in Doc Holiday southern gentleman accent)

[Bengus81]

16. Kissing Trumps feet can maybe cause CV?? Oh shit,Gaetz is going to DIE!