Two Days after Wall Streets Greatest Loss Trump Tweets...

[spanone]

ONE CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER

Link to tweet

BIGGEST STOCK MARKET RISE IN HISTORY YESTERDAY!

[exboyfil]

1. Which is another lie

Also bragging about market volatility is insane.

[sinkingfeeling]

2. My local news claimed yesterday's 1900+ point rise was the largest

point rebound in history.

[ProfessorGAC]

3. May Be True

But I heard it was not the greatest % rebound. In absolute value, they are likely right. But a 500 point rebound from 3000 would be greater, value-wise.
So both of us heard what is probably true, so now we have to decide which is more important

[Midnight Writer]

6. Same on my local radio.

[Callalily]

4. I'm sure that's comforting to everyone

who needs to be tested but can't due to lack of tests, etc.

[Shermann]

5. Beware the Dead Cat Bounce!

[Bengus81]

7. Only that FUCK could brag about the Markets losing 11.55% in only a week

Watch on Monday when the profit takers send it back down 700-1000 points. That'll shut that POS up for a couple of days.

[Wounded Bear]

8. You see that in sports a lot...

Basketball. Late in the 4th quarter, team is trailing 90-45, a player on the losing team breaks free, races down the court and slam dunks the ball and goes into his celebratory happy dance. The crowd yawns.

Baseball. Bottom of the ninth. Team trailing 12-0. Player on the losing team hits a solo homer and dances and prances around the bases to the...silence of the crowd that went home 3 innings ago.

Football. Trailing 43-0. Wide receiver on the losing team breaks free, catches the pass, and races into the end zone and dramatically spikes the ball.

Go Trump.