When was toilet paper ever a topic for discussion before????

[lindysalsagal]

SERIOUSLY?????

[Cirque du So-What]

1. I make it for a living. I could talk TP all day long.

I’m serious.

[Goodheart]

8. Your warehouse might be a comfy place for a quick *ahem*

I once had to audit such a place. The employees used to disappear two at a time. LOL

[Cirque du So-What]

10. Actually

My warehouse is no place for a tryst. You’d get splinters.

[Turbineguy]

2. Only if you watch TV

while eating dinner.

[lame54]

3. That time Don Jr. shot one of the Charmin bears

[lindysalsagal]

14. The Bears were aiming for the roll to squeeze, and missed...

[tblue37]

4. During the "Over or Under?" wars. nt

[hlthe2b]

5. well, whether the roll goes over or under has been debated for decades...

[Sneederbunk]

6. It was in our house after a bad tamales episode.

[lindysalsagal]

15. I'm so glad I asked.

[Brainfodder]

7. Halloween for 200 Alex?

[lindysalsagal]

16. I'm turning you IN!

[ornotna]

9. CORNFLAKES!

That's all I got.

[bluedigger]

11. Trump and tp will go down in history together.

A national tp shortage is one thing up with which we will not put. Just wait till the shit hits the hand, as it were.

[Croney]

12. That time it was stuck to his shoe going from the limo

up the airplane stairs. I don't think it ever really came off since.

[Pathwalker]

13. Johnny Carson made a joke about a shortage of TP, the next day

began a run on TP so great it made the national news. I think that answers your question.

[Initech]

17. You must bow down to the almighty bunghole!!!

[gollygee]

18. Before a big snowstorm

If the people in charge don't give leadership, people do what they know. Where I live, the closest we've had to this is preparing for a blizzard. People make sure they have things like toilet paper.

[Marrah_Goodman]

19. True story

After making snarky remarks for days about the toilet paper hoarders, I opened the bathroom closet to find we are almost out of toilet paper....... ~facepalm~

[Mr. Ected]

20. I loved what Bill Maher said about it last week

He said he understood why everyone was hoarding toilet paper, because the Coronavirus has everyone scared shitless.

That being said, the public health disaster we're being confronted with may pale in comparison to the public health fiasco a toilet paper shortage may cause.

[coti]

21. I've always hated Costco's toilet paper.

Dries your butt out.

[JHB]

22. The 1980s. In Donald's favorite country.

From "Moscow on the Hudson", starring Robin Williams

[dmr]

23. I bet the Freepers did while guarding their porta-johns

You know how fiercely protective those morans were over their stinky pottys.

Hell, much of the time they had more porta john guards than they had protesters at their rallys! Somewhere we have pictures that prove it, too! A sight to behold!

[csziggy]

24. In hte Lounge there have been discussions on how many sheets are used per time

Seriously, it has come up.

Then there was this question and discussion:

https://www.democraticunderground.com/1018991413