If the president tells us his test is negative

[mia]

will anyone believe him?

[tblue37]

1. I won't. nt

[trueblue2007]

24. no, trump is sick !!!!

trump has the plague.

[SammyWinstonJack]

25. Crap.

[matt819]

2. Or that it's positive

Or that he actually was tested

Or not

Or that the sky is blue

[Jarqui]

3. From the President who effectively cried "Wolf!" throughout his term? ....nt

[samnsara]

4. I dont believe he even got the test

[BusyBeingBest]

6. He may have, because despite his bravado he's all in on self-preservation.

But no, he'll say he's negative and just has cold or regular flu.

[scarytomcat]

23. his doctor made him do it

he is too perfect to need a test

[IggleDuer]

9. Based on previous statements ...

... his "test" may be a temperature check.

[SWBTATTReg]

11. Ditto. Personally I don't think he's ever gone to the doctor to get checked up...

because he has a STD that he doesn't want anyone to know about. I recall him going to Walter Reed Med. clinic some time ago...what was that all about?

[KY_EnviroGuy]

5. What I'm expecting.....

Link to tweet

KY...........

[pandr32]

10. Or he'll say they're being audited

...and he will let us know the results when he can.

[Miigwech]

7. Yes, he is Satan, is he not?

[mia]

13. C. S. Lewis said it best.

[Miigwech]

15. Yes

[Newest Reality]

34. That book was a classic!

It is good even from a psychological aspect and C.S. Lewis really made some good assessments about human proclivities.

The Scretape Letters is very amusing and highly recommended.

[IggleDuer]

8. I'd believe him ...

... if the test was an IQ test.

[ooky]

12. Yes, his Magats will believe him.

Everybody else already doesn't believe anything he says.

[Totally Tunsie]

14. I'm hoping those CV bugs are Democrats!

[gibraltar72]

16. Didn't he say all his tests are positive??

[Roland99]

17. Unless he shows signs of symptoms we'll never know for sure

[zackymilly]

18. Nope. I won't believe him if he says it's positive either. n/t

[JHB]

19. I'm positively negative about it.

[BlueIdaho]

20. When does a pathological liar tell the truth?

Never.

[rainbow4321]

21. "Best negative ever seen in history"

And his bobble headed minions on stage will just be bobble heading him, each then congratulating him in their speeches.

[Squinch]

22. I will assume he never took a test. (Ps: Apparently his doctor says he didn't)

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

26. No, of course not.

If he croaks they'll have to do a "Weekend at Bernie's" bit, at least until his corpse starts to go bad.

[peacebuzzard]

27. won't believe the Dump or his Brazilian Bozo friend either.

The Brazilian Pres will pull the same crap, lie. No one believes either one.

[earthside]

28. It is going to come back as positive for malignant moronavirus.

And then he'll lie about that and say he passed the test with the highest score of anyone who ever took the test in the history of the world.

[sakabatou]

30. Only his sheep will believe it.

[ecstatic]

31. He wouldn't accept a positive result. His brain isn't capable

of absorbing that kind of news.

[Newest Reality]

32. Dear Leader,

Dear Leader, El Presidente, would never lie. Only pure, golden rivers of absolute truth pour out of his corpulent lips.

[Laxman]

33. Negative? Oh Why, Why, Why.....

[Thomas Hurt]

35. nope, they will cover up any serious illness. lies and more lies.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

36. If he's sweating and coughing I won't. I bet if fuBarr

or Ivanka get it we will never know. They are "working from home" (with the doctor and ventilator Dipshit sent over. Doctor who signed NDA)

[EndlessWire]

37. NO! n/t