So, did Lindsey Graham test positive?

[octoberlib]

Link to tweet

Truly appreciate the care package from
@FLOTUS
Melania Trump and President
@realDonaldTrump
.

Can’t wait to get back to work with the President and my Senate colleagues to contain coronavirus and stabilize the economy.

We will get through this together!

(card from Trump says hope you feel better soon)

[still_one]

1. He tested positive for being an asshole

[octoberlib]

2. We don't even need a test for that one,lol

[dchill]

3. A condition that is only debilitating...

...to everyone else.

[CanonRay]

4. Beat me to it

[still_one]

10. +++

[Zoonart]

5. What's in the goody bags?

Toilet paper? Hand sanitizer? Cash?
Asking for a friend.

[50 Shades Of Blue]

6. Whatever it is would probably come as a surprise to the Trumps, too!

[Funtatlaguy]

13. Cucumbers, zucchini, D batteries

[rurallib]

15. I was guessing makeup

[John Fante]

8. Lindsay walks around all day with Trump's shit on his nose.

I would be shocked if he tested negative.

[procon]

9. Bless his shriveled lil heart. nt

[ornotna]

11. For what?

[zackymilly]

12. He said he tested 20/20. n/t

[flibbitygiblets]

14. "Hope you feel better soon?" I thought he was just self-isolating due to exposure

This sounds like he's unwell.

PS, if Lindsey did have CV, how very Trumpian would it be to send a "hope you feel better soon" note. "Good luck with that, no responsibility here BTW."

[Chainfire]

16. Yea!

The chickenshit has probably just been dodging responsibility and hiding out from the virus. If you don't make any decisions you don't make any bad decisions. He needs to man up and take one for the Gipper.

[bottomofthehill]

17. A couple of Melanoma's old pocketbooks

How nice of the trumps.