How the fuck is a trump check gonna save us if banks are closed

[jpak]

And the post office too?

Got an email from my credit union - they are closed.

[SummerSnow]

1. After that check is distributed , what about the rest of the months?

[Sugar Smack]

2. And are we sure it's not going to bounce?

[Sugar Smack]

6. True, and all I can say is I'm glad the

whole world is keeping a detailed diary of this total cataclysm.

[FBaggins]

3. How often do you actually go to the bank?

Most banking can be done without needing the branch to be open.

[Raftergirl]

5. Deposit over your phone,

My credit union has closed a number of branches but drive thrus are open at several, also.

Most banks also have deposit over your phone.

Check on your CU we’d tie for instructions.

You can also deposit at an ATM.

Since grocery stores are open and they have ATM’s you can do a deposit there.,

[Clash City Rocker]

7. Where I live, there are Drive-through ATMs

That’s how I’d deposit the check, even if my bank is open. No human contact that way, and if I sanitize my hands afterward, I should be fine.

[jimfields33]

8. Easy. Take a picture under deposit on the bank app

Most do this already. I haven’t been in a bank in two years and I get 50 checks a month. The only negative is my credit union only lets me do 10 checks a day.

[Jamastiene]

9. Uh, what check?

Who is getting checks from Trump?

[Sugar Smack]

11. A lot of people say that every American is going to get $1,000

from the trump admin.

IF that happens, I'm hosing this alleged check down with bleach.

[Jamastiene]

12. I will put the check in the bank, then

take a Silkwood shower, then finally build a greenhouse. I think it would cover that, if I am tight with it. How long is the check supposed to last us? They should send us all soap and bleach with the checks.

[Sugar Smack]

13. That's the best plan I've heard so far.

1. Get "check" in mail
2. Spray envelope, open envelope, spray "check", sign
3. Deposit "check"
4. Silkwood shower (& removal of wallpaper)
5. Get that greenhouse in order post-haste!

<- coffee

[Jamastiene]

14. We might luck up and it might be direct deposit.

Maybe. I hope.

<- Everclear on my side

[Aquaria]

10. Direct deposit may be how some of it gets done

Our checks are still getting deposited that way.

[marybourg]

15. My bank is open.

So is my p.o.

[duforsure]

16. He'll cheap out on the American people

Then funnel billions out to who will support him. He'll use our money to pay off others for election help, maybe by kickbacks he'll demand from some of them. I think he's used his position to do this with contractors also ,give them the job if they give to his campaign fund, which he funnels into his pockets. Follow the money, which will be done when his sorry ass is gone.