What exactly is Trump supposed to run on?

[Snake Plissken]

I suck at everything, so vote for me?

[tman]

1. He'll say he saved America from the chinese virus.

He has (not unsuccessfully) turned reality upside down.

[Jamastiene]

2. His followers think he is God's gift.

They think his shit doesn't stink. That's how he will get his votes. That, and lies and more help from his fellow lawless, shitty dictator buddy who makes his own rules as he goes along for his own purposes, Putin. He will lie and cheat his way into staying, same as he did to get there.

[C_U_L8R]

3. He seems to go far on bullshit.

That's all he's got. Oh and Mike Pence as an adoring fluffer.

[Dennis Donovan]

4. "Are you better off now than you were 4 years ago?"

[TreasonousBastard]

5. I wish he'd run on a pile of banana peels, but...

he'll probably just come up with another basket of bullshit.

He's already told us how he saw from the beginning what a problem this virus would be, even as he was telling us it was all fake news and a Democratic hoax.

No doubt he'll brag about Wall St. again, ignoring falling prices.

Lower gas prices would be a good one, ignoring just why they are lower. (Hint-- it's a Russian plot to put our frackers out of business)

And just plain lying about what a good job he's doing.

[Hugin]

8. +1

"I wish he'd run on a pile of banana peels"...

GOOD! Very good!

[Hugin]

6. Same thing he always runs on...

Hot air and hubris.

I almost said, "his mouth". But, wasn't sure which was more apropos.

Decisions. Decisions.

[rownesheck]

7. Still has like

40% approval. That hasn't changed since he was installed. If he's installed again, it's because 40% of this country has hollow skulls.

On a side note: can a national emergency be declared due to our country being too stupid? For fuck's sake, we have shows on TV like the Masked Singer, and Dancing With the Stars, and Big Brother, the list goes on and on. No wonder fuckwad has a consistent 40% approval.

Giant Meteor/ Black Hole 2020!

[Aquaria]

24. Masked Singer isn't even an original concept

It was ripped off from Korea. It's a fun show there, because it's so cheesy:

The singer in that one, by the way, is Kyuhyun, the lead singer of mega-Kpop boy band, Super Junior. In that performance, he's singing/rapping the vocal lines of all 11 members of Wanna One, the original artists of the song.

[no_hypocrisy]

9. Easy. Trump's bringing on The Apocalypse. Jesus is coming again!

Paradise of Believers! The wait is over!

[Cirque du So-What]

10. pwning teh libz

The world can come crashing down around our ears, but if some lib was triggered, it was all worth it.

[Bettie]

12. Bullshit and Corruption

It's all he has.

[Aquaria]

13. Aggrieved white male privilege and hating, well, everyone else

It worked for him before, and it will work again.

[njhoneybadger]

14. Anti-intellectualism, bigotry, racism, hate, fear

[CanonRay]

15. His moronic base thinks he's doing a great job!

'cuz he knew all along it was going to be a pandemic.

[warrior1]

16. hate, lies, like last time

[Alacritous Crier]

17. The same as 2016....

A steaming pile of bullshit.

[JHB]

18. Same thing he ran on last time...

Right wing fantasies and horse shit

[bullwinkle428]

19. "NOBODY HAS EVER OWNED THE LIBS BETTER THAN ME!!"

[Sugar Smack]

21. .

Thanks!

[Sugar Smack]

20. "Be Best!" "I thought of that myself", he'll say.

Perhaps he'll crib "I Don't Really Care, Do U?"

"Make America Great Again & Again"

[smirkymonkey]

22. MAGA!!!

Seriously, I read some of the comments on Twitter and elsewhere and his supporters are so delusional, they think he is the second coming of Christ.

They believe he and Melania are the most selfless people on earth for having given up their privileged lives to come to Washington to "work" in service of the American people.

These people really believe that he is doing God's work on earth. There is no getting through to them. The thing I would like to know is why do we have so many of them in THIS country?

[Ferrets are Cool]

23. So much winning.

[Stallion]

25. F-E-A-R

[lindysalsagal]

26. I'm looking forward to him attempting to bring down Biden, who ran the primary table

I wonder if even he can get in front of a microphone and disparage a 2-term vice president who presided over the greatest economic recovery in modern history.

[uponit7771]

27. Ability to f ck everything up quickly? That seems to be a good thing to some

[dubyadiprecession]

28. This corona virus is an anchor tied to his feet.

He will stay under water with the electorate.

[duforsure]

29. A steady stream off BS

And propaganda. He's got nothing else other then bribes, threats, blackmail, extortion, organized corruption, and thrift of public funds.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

30. "My kids are all great. Not like that Hunter Biden character"

Sing the praises of Ivanka, Uday, Kusay, and don't leave out the genius and energy of Jared.

Hunter. Benghazi. Emails. All that while "Sleepy Joe" was vice president.

Re-elect me. This time, I'll remove (and "replace" ha-ha) Obamacare. This time, My Supreme Court will reverse Roe v Wade. Maybe even Brown v Board of Education while we're at it.

[dchill]

31. "I'm passing out free money."

"If you vote for me, I'll get you more!"

[thesquanderer]

32. "The good economy was me. All the bad stuff was not my fault." n/t

[Demovictory9]

33. For his base. Immigration

[PubliusEnigma]

34. But, but, WALL!!!

[Hearthrob]

35. Snake oil!

Beware Snake Plissken.

[Gothmog]

36. Yep

Link to tweet

?s=20

[Wednesdays]

37. Fox News.

End of discussion.

[MoonlitKnight]

38. Adderal

[Brainfodder]

39. Money, praise, diet cokes and cheeseburgers?

Good Luck!