Is COVID-19 the "Rapture Virus?"

[MineralMan]

With all of the fundamentalist preachers telling their congregations to "Come on in to services!" on Sundays, maybe that's what they're thinking.

It wouldn't surprise me...

[DonaldsRump]

1. It is "The Trump Virus" n/t

[JHB]

19. ...and if their preacher tells them that, they'll think it's a good thing.

[Hoyt]

2. I hear rattlesnake venom may be a natural vaccine.

[Initech]

13. This guy might say otherwise!

[Hoyt]

14. LOL. I remember that now.

[OhZone]

3. So all the Cons should want to get it and die?

Cause that's when you go up to Heaven, amirite?

[MineralMan]

6. I don't pretend to understand Trump Supporter Reasoning.

Nope.

[customerserviceguy]

20. "Trump Supporter Reasoning"

Add that to the long list of oxymorons!

[SCantiGOP]

4. Why are none of them considering

that this is a good Old Testament type plague being slapped on the Earth because we worship the golden calf (in the guise of Wall Street) and elected the most thoroughly immoral President in history.
If I were the author of the Ten Commandments and the Seven Deadly Sins, I would be pissed to see Trump embraced as a gift I sent to America.

[LanternWaste]

5. Sounds concerning.

My office is the Rapture Office with all my co-workers how preaching we want to stay open and come in to work.

[gibraltar72]

7. Pence Pompeo and Barr hope so.

[Maeve]

8. Heaven's Gate sort of thing?

What the Hale-Bopp...

[House of Roberts]

9. I think the ultra religious should volunteer to

intentionally contract the disease and become members of the treatment trials control group who receive the placebo.

[backscatter712]

10. Call it Darwin's Revenge.

What do they think is going to happen when they ignore pandemic warnings and pack themselves like cattle thousands-strong in a megachurch?

[MineralMan]

15. They Think Jebus Will Protect Them.

[backscatter712]

21. At least some of them are going to be disabused of that notion the hard way...

[BamaRefugee]

11. Yes, and having Pence in charge is like handing a gas can to an arsonist to help with a house fire.

[TlalocW]

12. No

They just realize that the longer this situation goes on, the more even their ignorant, science-denying rubes, I mean, parishioners, will have to accept reality, and attendance will start steadily dropping. They're trying to get as much from them now before that happens so they can be kept in the style to which they're accustomed.

TlalocW

[treestar]

18. Ding ding

they see the funds drying up.

[Midnight Writer]

16. I've moved my work desk next to a righteous woman. I hope to grab her ankle when she ascends.

[MineralMan]

17. LOL! BEWARE!

It's aliens, and it's lunchtime. Just saying...

[backscatter712]

22. Suddenly I'm having dreams about a Dark Man and an elderly black woman in Nebraska...

Beware the Walking Dude...

[WyattKansas]

23. I hope they are all in for a rude awakening...

When they find themselves in hell for following and empowering the Antichrist along with his whores, after getting the virus.