Forty Per Cent of Nation's Toilet Paper Found

[denem]

in Richard Burr’s Garage.

... The discovery of the coveted paper products occurred on Saturday morning, when Burr, who had been checking quotes on his phone, accidentally leaned against his garage-door opener. The garage disgorged the priceless cache of toilet paper, which tumbled into the street and snarled traffic for three blocks.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/forty-per-cent-of-nations-toilet-paper-found-in-richard-burrs-garage

[Jamastiene]

1. There are as truck load of it found in NC recently, that had been stolen.

He probably hired the people to steal it, knowing his selfish ass. I guess he hired more than one to do it and the other one was able to deliver.

I know it is satire, but I actually live in NC. I wouldn't put anything past any of these shitty Republicans here. They are the worst, most corrupt pieces of shit imaginable.

[malaise]

2. Pssssssssssssssst

Borowitz - this is satire

[Jamastiene]

5. I know.

I said in the post. I still wouldn't put it past them.

[denem]

3. LOL - the TP fell off the back of a truck.

Yeah. Republicans reps are reptiles down to their last synapse. I would not put anything past them.

[dem4decades]

4. Well he is one of the country's biggest assholes.