Trump timed his presser

[oldtime dfl_er]

to give cover for the GOP to attempt to steal the stimulus money. While the press is listening to his racist rantings, McTurtle is attempting to pass legislation that will help the corporations and kill the little people.

Meanwhile, Rand Paul is hiding in his basement pretending he has the virus.

[2naSalit]

1. I was just about to start an OP about RP and whether he's lying

about testing positive. The Senators were told to NOT get tested and he did anyway (or not)?

He's such a slimy little fuckwad that I can imagine him doing almost anything to fuck someone else over.

[oldtime dfl_er]

2. yep

No symptoms. Went swimming and worked out. Seriously doubt he has it. He's a scared little weasel using this excuse to not have to carry out Putin's orders to block stimulus money.

My cynicism knows NO BOUNDS.

[2naSalit]

3. I think

it is precisely that. And I am glad and not that I am not the only one to notice it.

[oldtime dfl_er]

5. Its even possible

that Rand faked this IN ORDER TO GET ROMNEY TO SELF ISOLATE, since Romney is currently the only voice of reason on that side.

[2naSalit]

6. And that thought also

crossed my mind, probably at the same time!

[oldtime dfl_er]

7. fucking chilling

I think in times of stress ESP heightens

[2naSalit]

9. You're probably right about that too. ...nt

[Baitball Blogger]

4. They haven't stole the stimulus package, yet. Have they?

[2naSalit]

8. No but these assclowns

aren't very good at coming up with all the details for success. I think, as mentioned above, that it was planned to make Romney go into isolation so he couldn't vote. Dirty tricks abound when that much money is on the line.