Ok where the fuck are the DUzys?

[hootinholler]

After two weeks I'm once again hooked, and I haven't sen them yet.

Plus, we need some concentrated humor today.

Slacking slacker Duzy Dude!

[Cerridwen]

1. What makes you think anyone was funny this week?

Didja ever think about that? Huh?

Maybe there are no DUzys because there were no, yanno, DUzys.

[Solly Mack]

2. Meanie

[Cerridwen]

3. Ha!

Don't make me make you laugh.

Hey, Solly. Long time no 'see.' I hope you and yours are well.



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[Solly Mack]

4. Do it! I dare ya! lol (<- You did it!)

Hey, Cerridwen!!

I'm good. Hope you are as well!

[Cerridwen]

8. I'm good, too.

I knew I could make you laugh.

As you can tell, I'm being silly Cerridwen tonight/today. lol

[hootinholler]

6. Somebody had to be funny this week.

I know a bunch of people posted a bunch of stuff and it couldn't all have been series1

If there were no DUzys that would be HUGH!!

I'm not a total moran.

[Cerridwen]

10. That's soooo DU2.

I mean seriesly...

Like, geez, where ya been?

[getdown]

12. olive garden

[Cerridwen]

14. Pit bulls @ Olive Garden

[hootinholler]

18. I couldn't find my receipt when I tried to leave

What a freakin hassle!

EarlG was all like I'm gonna have to call the cops.

So like I had to be all go right the fuck ahead and call them! Here's mah phone.

[Ruby the Liberal]

17. Sadly, and no, this does not happen often, but nobody was funny this week.

Sorry.

[scarletwoman]

20. I guess you're right. I can't think of a single funny moment on DU this past week.

It was grim, bloody grim. And dull. Dull, dull, dull.

[hootinholler]

21. But lots of drama! n/t

[Ruby the Liberal]

23. Okay, I have been waiting on a reason to bust this one out...

[hootinholler]

25. Good one!

is that perchance a drama queen?

[Ruby the Liberal]

26. Why yes, she is.

and if you add an http:// you can access her at will at i41.tinypic.com/2zq5w6s.gif

[Ruby the Liberal]

24. Well, aren't you just the light at the end of the tunnel...

[scarletwoman]

28. That sounds like something only juror #5 would say.

[Ruby the Liberal]

29. Well,

I got your Juror #5 right here, bitch

I am so thrilled to hear from you!

Please, don't be a stranger *kisskiss*

[ellisonz]

5. Krispos! Oh, Krispos! Where are the DUzies?

[hootinholler]

9. We couldn't have burned him out that fast could we?

Oh, BTW I looked into a trip to Tibet and I agree Free would be much better!

[csziggy]

7. There could be a tragic reason for no DUzys, you know.

The person who had to sort through the nominees could have died laughing.

[hootinholler]

11. You mean like Earnest Scribbler?

[csziggy]

15. Yes, exactly!

[getdown]

13. DUZY

[William769]

16. MI, Posting privileges revoked. NT

[Ruby the Liberal]

19. That should teach him for spamming a thread last week just so he could OP.

[krispos42]

22. They're up!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002132025

It figures... when I volunteered to do them, I was only working part-time.

The same week the DUzies start, I land a job that I'm loving, but makes me get up at oh-god-oh-hundred.

[provis99]

27. have you tried DU's front page?