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slumcamper

(1,606 posts)
Mon Mar 30, 2020, 05:34 PM Mar 2020

The Incredible Vanishing Act: Oh, First "Lady" (ahem...) --where art thou?

I don't really care, do u?

Frankly, I can't stand her, and it's a RELIEF NOT to have to look at her face or listen to her small-minded babbling. Her husband offers more than enough of that. But honestly, have you ever seen such a disappearing act???

Until now (except for perhaps a brief stint when Stormy was trending above her), she has relished every opportunity to sachet her ass around, as if a bright, shiny object could somehow mitigate the odious sight and mannerisms of the orange blob to which she chose to attach herself. But meet any challenge, let alone a pandemic, NO!! Poof. gone. Outta sight. She doesn't show up. Hides. Shirks.

Folks, here's the deal: we have every right to expect more from any First Lady, or Man, for that matter (imagine if Bill Clinton we in this position)! Wouldn't any other person in her role, posessed of even a tiny grain of sense, be showing something, addressing the nation in some fashion?

This is a character call. She really doesn't care. Her silence is tantamount to a "let them eat cake" moment. Like her inept buffoon of a husband, she too has FAILED us.

We will not forget. We must not forgive either of them in November. They must go!

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The Incredible Vanishing Act: Oh, First "Lady" (ahem...) --where art thou? (Original Post) slumcamper Mar 2020 OP
Lazy grifter. dchill Mar 2020 #1
Because of social distancing she can't get her roots done, so no public appearances. jls4561 Mar 2020 #2
They are Ohiogal Mar 2020 #3
She's an object lesson about how bizarre plastic surgery and fillers can make one look. NurseJackie Mar 2020 #7
since her only job is gold digging Skittles Mar 2020 #4
I don't have a problem with her. She was pulled into this mess with what's his name. Firestorm49 Mar 2020 #5
I agree up to a point. Ohiogal Mar 2020 #8
And the boys have vanished, too. nt leftyladyfrommo Mar 2020 #6
I enjoy seeing her naked? Brainfodder Mar 2020 #9
Reciting all five languages that she speaks fluently? tavernier Mar 2020 #11
...and her great speech writing skills! Brainfodder Mar 2020 #12
Did Newest Reality Mar 2020 #10
I have no fucks to give about her or her location. GoCubsGo Mar 2020 #13
And where is Jarvanka Barbie? Isn't her quarantine over yet? Ilsa Mar 2020 #14

NurseJackie

(42,862 posts)
7. She's an object lesson about how bizarre plastic surgery and fillers can make one look.
Mon Mar 30, 2020, 06:08 PM
Mar 2020

And she serves as a warning about having oversized kidneys.

Firestorm49

(4,032 posts)
5. I don't have a problem with her. She was pulled into this mess with what's his name.
Mon Mar 30, 2020, 06:06 PM
Mar 2020

Sure, she’s not a Jackie Kennedy, she has an accent and she was a goldbrick to marry him, but I don’t think she ever expected to be where she is now. Honestly, other than marrying the dumbest s...t in the world, I believe she’d like to be back into obsecurity.

By the way, I love foreign accents, and only mentioned that because I don’t believe that we’ve ever had a foreign First Lady. Might be wrong, but so be it.

I’m drinking Martinis, so cut me some slack.

Ohiogal

(31,989 posts)
8. I agree up to a point.
Mon Mar 30, 2020, 06:14 PM
Mar 2020

But whether she wanted it or not, she’s been handed a huge platform like no other in the whole country from which to make a difference,,support a cause, provide a voice ....plus a staff at her beck and call to help her do it, and, really, she has done practically zilch with it. She makes an appearance by his side at big functions and that is all. Practically worthless.

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