Breaking: Trump finally actually gives a shit and is taking decisive action.

[garybeck]

April Fools.

[geomon666]

1. Read the title as

Trump finally takes a decisive shit.

[SheltieLover]

2. Ya right

1st thought {Borat voice} You joke! lol

[SWBTATTReg]

3. Oh, you had me going! I actually thought what in the world did he do to warrent the label of ...

doing anything decisive? Thanks for the April Fool joke, a good one!

[DenverJared]

4. You made me click!

[garybeck]

9. and I hope it provided a moment of smiles in these troubling times. n-t

[zackymilly]

5. ...

[peacebuzzard]

6. ok.....nt

[Baitball Blogger]

7. And, there it is.

[efhmc]

8. Figured. Lots of that kind of revelation on Twitter.

[Amaryllis]

10. Hey Gary! Good one. Haven't seen you around for a while. Remember the good old days when we were

working on election security?

[tclambert]

11. Nah, I knew there was gonna be a gag.

I thought maybe he gave a shit about ratings and took decisive action regarding networks refusing to air his daily lie conference.

[leftieNanner]

12. Thanks for the chuckle!

I just spent half the day cleaning, so I was ready for a break.

After all of this, I will have such a clean house. Much rather be at the gym or visiting with a friend..... This retirement stuff was supposed to be fun.

sigh

[Dem2theMax]

16. I want you to know that someone is jealous that you are cleaning house.

I'm having issues with my spine. I am not allowed to lift or bend, or do any little teeny, tiny thing that might flare up all the problems I'm having.

I'm sitting here looking at a house that needs a spring cleaning twice over. And I can't do anything about it.

I never thought I would say that I am Green With Envy over the fact that someone else gets to clean their house.

[leftieNanner]

17. Gee, I'm sorry to hear about your health issues

I hope you are feeling better soon and back to dusting and mopping.

[Dem2theMax]

18. Thank you.

I never thought I would want to clean my house so badly. It is driving me nuts to be sitting here in a chair, looking at the mess, and I can't touch it.

When we all went on lockdown, I thought 'well there goes my excuse for not cleaning house.' I'm going to be stuck in it, so I have to clean it. And then my back issues got worse, so no cleaning.

The good news? The mess will still be here when I'm feeling better. How in the world is that good news?

[liberalla]

13. You got me!

[garybeck]

19. and you got me.

i smiled.
thanks.

[nahant]

14. Sure

I have a bridge to Hawaii I need to sell..

[ProfessorGAC]

15. I Recd Your Post

You got me!