Any word on Rand Paul's condition?

[Sugarcoated]

He's such a sweetheart of a guy, hope he's not suffering too much.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. I'm assuming he's still in a state of rectal defilade.

[Sugarcoated]

5. I'm sure that's not gonna change

No empathy from him

[agingdem]

11. to paraphrase Betty Davis...

you should never say bad things about the sick only good...Rand Paul that sonofabitch is sick...good

[MLAA]

27. 😬

[mitch96]

19. Well him being a fecal encephalic I would only expect it ............... nt

[dawg day]

2. He hasn't tweeted in days...

And not to be grisly, he already has a damaged lung from that neighbor's assault.

[Sugarcoated]

6. Oh, jeez

I didn't know that...

[Jamastiene]

14. He's a jerk.

The neighbor probably used up all of their willpower and tried to be good for ages before damaging his lung.

[dalton99a]

3. He's alive.

[RockRaven]

4. Still a reverse-flowed enema-bag...

iow, no change in status.

[Sugarcoated]

7. Also wonder why he got a test

if he was supposedly "asymptomatic"?

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

8. I also don't want Rand Paul to suffer too much.

Just enough will be fine.

[sfstaxprep]

10. Thoughts & Prayers

Although probably not the kind he's looking for.

[TeamPooka]

12. Hypothetically who could we run to fill his empty seat? KY is feeling pretty Blue right now

[Jamastiene]

13. He's a right winger.

He can kick for hours like a roach that got directly sprayed with industrial strength insecticide, then go right back to normal by morning. You can't kill Republicans. They don't even seem to want to die when they reach really really old age. Rand Paul will be fine.

The one I'm rooting for is Thom Tillis, the NC Republican who was complaining about signs for restaurant employees to wash their hands after taking a crap. If anyone needs, and I mean NEEDS to learn how disgusting he is, it is him. That is the one I really want to see kick like a roach for a few hours while people remind him why hand washing is a good thing, not a bad thing.

[leftieNanner]

31. Reminds me of that old Far Side Cartoon

"Didn't wash hands"

If I knew how to copy and past an image, I would!

Tillis is nasty (to quote a certain White House squatter).

[Jamastiene]

33. Yep. Tillis is quite literally

nasty. I will see if I can find the cartoon by searching.

Is it this one?
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/242631498644448463/

[leftieNanner]

34. Yes!

That one always makes me laugh! Except for times when it might be accurate.

Thanks.

[nilram]

15. He's sick.

And his bodily health isn’t so good, either.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

16. This is his official statement from March 23...

See: https://www.paul.senate.gov/news/statement-senator-rand-paul

I looked over two Bowling Green news sources and found no recent news.


Dr. KY_EnviroGuy's diagnosis: He's still an asshole........

[duforsure]

17. Yes , he's still nutty as a fruitcake

And dumb as a rock with no cure in site. Massive doses of the truth isn't working. They think the kool aid he's been drinking is contaminated.

[kentuck]

18. Sick.

Very sick.

[Dem2]

20. I just can't

No matter how hypocritical some people are, I will not wish for the suffering of anybody during these trying times.

[dware]

21. IKR?

Some of the comments I read here are just sickening, this is certainly not the DU I remember from when I first joined in 2001.

I hate Rand Paul's politics, but I certainly won't be gleeful at his sickness, this is a horrible virus that can affect anyone, be it D, R, I, or whatever.

[Polybius]

25. Same here

Yesterday I saw a couple of people gloating about Boris Johnson being in intensive care. It was disgusting.

[crickets]

38. Agreed. nt

[Sugarcoated]

39. I'm just asking

Not wishing. However, he along with crooked Donny I truly believe that they take pleasure in the suffering of us. Boris Johnson, while I disagree with his politics is a likeable bloke who, I think, does have empathy, and as hardheaded as he is is capable of learning. I would not be surprised if Rand Paul coughed all over Democrats belongings in the coat closet. He's a jag off of the highest order.

[dware]

44. My post wasn't directed at you specifically,

your's are mild compared to others.

My point is that we shouldn't act like the repigs.

[jmowreader]

22. As far as we know, he still has rectocranial inversion

As to his coronavirus...if he’d have gotten worse, they would have told us.

[demmiblue]

23. His latest tweet:

Link to tweet

[GoCubsGo]

24. Oh, go fuck yourself, you useless waste of carbon.

Nice virtue thieving there, too, asshole. All dressed up in your scrubs and white lab coat and pocket pager, even though you haven't treated a patient in years. And, only then, their feet. Beyond disgusting. Only morons are going to buy into your costume, because that's all this is. Fuck you, you fucking fucker.

[Polybius]

28. "And, only then, their feet"

Rand was never a podiatrist, he was an ophthalmologist (eye doctor).

[GoCubsGo]

30. Oh, that's right. My bad.

Still not a doctor working on the front lines of the epidemic, as he's trying appear to be.

[Polybius]

26. That's good to hear

But can he re-catch it by helping new Covid-19 patients?

[dware]

29. That's an excellent question.

Hopefully not.

[lame54]

42. They should make him clean the gym first

[Newest Reality]

32. Oh, heck.

He will get through this all by himself as a free agent, unfettered. A GOP libertarian to the max, possessing ultrabootstraps blessed by Ayn Rand herself. Her vacuous, black lack of a spirit will be by his side, inflating his hermetically sealed ego and maximizing his immunity to anything human.

You could put him on an island all by himself and he would recover in no time. The hospital thing is just for show.

[jmbar2]

35. Hopefully, if he had it and he's recovered he can donate plasma

Might be the only good thing he's ever done.

[2naSalit]

37. Perhaps he never tested positive at all...

It may have just been a ploy to get Romney to sit out the vote that was being manipulated. I think he's so self centered that he did it just to be a dick and help out Moscowmitch.

[grumpyduck]

36. Thoughts and prayers

[lame54]

40. Yes - he's still an asshole

[XRubicon]

41. I'm sure he's still an asshole so he's in stable condition

[Mendocino]

43. His condition:

Morally bankrupt and ethically challenged. Plus I heard he is sick.