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A British doctor says: "In Britain, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's liver, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for a job."
The German doctor says: "That's nothing,
in Germany we took part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for a job."
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we took half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for a job."
The American doctor laughs: "You are all behind us. A few years ago, we took a man with no brain, no heart, and no liver and made him President.
Now, the whole country is looking for a job!"
Wounded Bear
(58,719 posts)malaise
(269,182 posts)Wounded Bear
(58,719 posts)tblue37
(65,490 posts)ProfessorGAC
(65,203 posts)That was good.
FM123
(10,054 posts)Laelth
(32,017 posts)-Laelth
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)Iliyah
(25,111 posts)underpants
(182,897 posts)calimary
(81,507 posts)Inspires the old response - "that'd be funny if it weren't true."
Cozmo
(1,402 posts)I thought that end of life would reaffirm my quest for dignity and benevolence toward fellow living beings. I am totally empty, sorry. I had hope to be able to give so much more.
malaise
(269,182 posts)MerryBlooms
(11,772 posts)NNadir
(33,561 posts)TheBlackAdder
(28,222 posts)Different Drummer
(7,649 posts)DD
iluvtennis
(19,876 posts)MarianJack
(10,237 posts)...true.
#notmypresident
RESIST
pandr32
(11,617 posts)burrowowl
(17,652 posts)3catwoman3
(24,053 posts)...goes.
smb
(3,475 posts)dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)Much needed chuckle.
ancianita
(36,137 posts)MissMillie
(38,581 posts)Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)That's a keeper!
niyad
(113,581 posts)DFW
(54,445 posts)It's a different story when you ask them to explain just what is it exactly that they have won?
Danmel
(4,927 posts)What's the difference between heaven and hell?
In heaven, the French are the chefs, the Germans are the mechanics and the British are the police.
In hell, the British are the chefs, the French are the mechanics and the Germans are the police.
malaise
(269,182 posts)gopiscrap
(23,765 posts)LiberalFighter
(51,098 posts)malaise
(269,182 posts)One of my New York cousins sent it to me
LiberalFighter
(51,098 posts)malaise
(269,182 posts)because I try to give due credit. An English cousin also sent it - it is everywhere now
Aussie105
(5,436 posts)In this case, spot on accurate too. Bitter-sweet joke, but no joke.
Trump is taking the country down a very deep hole.
malaise
(269,182 posts)Sometimes the truth demands laughter