Trump's new press secretary is gonna be great!:

[Kingofalldems]

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[dalton99a]

1. Dumbass will be phenomenal with the cult.

[Rorey]

2. She's adept at lying

So she's qualified to serve as OrangeAss's press secretary.

[Walleye]

3. Abject stupidity, long blond hair, nice breasts, perfectly qualified

[MineralMan]

4. As part of her duties, she will also steam Trump's pants.

That's what I hear.

"Bring the machine, Kayleigh!"

[COLGATE4]

7. She doesn't need the machine

to steam Donnie's pants.

[jls4561]

5. Lying Foxbot. (That's redundant, I know.)

[madaboutharry]

6. She is a complete fraud.

A couple of years ago a former beauty queen from South America, Miss something or another, accused Trump of inappropriate conduct during a beauty pageant. This woman had some kind of run in with law enforcement in her home country and blurted out some kind of a threat towards a judge. The judge happened to have the last name....wait for it...Sotomayor.

Well, Miss Kayleigh, who at that time was a regular on Anderson Cooper's program on CNN, discredited the woman numerous times by stating.....wait for it...."Don't forget that this woman has threatened the life of Judge SOTOMAYOR....SOTOMAYOR..SOTOMAYOR!"

McEnany is a liar.

Remember when White House Press Secretaries had names like Pierre Salinger, Bill Moyers, Joe Lockhart, and Josh Earnest...how far we have fallen.

[Yavin4]

8. A living, breathing SNL skit. No writing needed.

Just have Kate McKinnon read the transcript verbatim. And watch the Emmys for comedy roll in.

[brush]

9. This dim bulb is even worse than liar SHS. She'll just be another placeholder like the one she...

replaced. They'll never let her hold press conferences as the likes of Jim Acosta and Yamiche Alcindor would cut her dumb ass to shreds.

[Permanut]

10. She has already informed us that "We Will Not See Diseases Like the Coronavirus Come Here'"

This clip has been reported in other threads on DU, but worth adding here, considering her new job.

[link:https://grabien.com/story.php?id=282051|

Glad to have someone in the job who will give us the correct information.

[gibraltar72]

11. Next one to pull the train.

[Karma13612]

12. Another Ivanka lookalike.

My Dog, tRump has such daughter/father issues.

[maxrandb]

13. Finally, Melania will have someone to take pleasuring the orange asspickle

away from her duty list.

[Totally Tunsie]

14. She's an empty-headed nitwit.

Not to mention, she's annoying as hell.

GAHHHHHHH!

[msongs]

15. she has one of trump's favorite body parts nt

[IcyPeas]

16. the awful presidency of pres. Obama

that's all it takes to get the job. this one about the CoronaVirus is a gem.

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[Boomerproud]

17. Shame on CNN and Anderson Cooper for ever

giving this amoeba airtime.