Embrace Trump! It's the only way!

[scrabblequeen40]

Since the cultists only know how to "own the libs" by loving Trump and everything liberals stand for, there is no sense in presenting them with actual facts.

Instead, I propose we pivot to embracing Trump in our conversations with the cultists.

Here are a few to get you started:
1. "Trump is so right! We should gather at church on Sunday by the thousands to prove that God is stronger than Coronavirus!"

2. Of course the scientists and experts are in on the hoax! Coronavirus was sent by God to punish the liberals in NYC. Not us. No one I know is dead from coronavirus, that's all the proof I need that He's protecting us! Let's host a revival to thank Him for his grace and invite the media to look on! They'll be so jealous they can't flaunt their health like we can!

3. Ammon Bundy is exercising his right to free assembly. All true patriots, no matter what party you vote for, should show up and support him. The constitution is at stake.

[ProfessorGAC]

1. I.JUST.CAN'T

I can't even pretend to be that dumb.

[Blue Owl]

2. Like this?

[link:https://www.democraticunderground.com/100213260518|

[brewens]

3. The "democrat hoax" that didn't start here and went world wide somehow. Even 25 countires, or

was it 22, restricted travel from China before we did. Some blocked it totally. Shutdowns in numerous countries before it even got bad here too. Damn we're good! We managed to put one over on the whole world!

[guillaumeb]

4. Recommended.

So confront the right wing with their own assertions and demand that they act on them?

[scrabblequeen40]

6. Exactly! They have two choices

They have to act on their stupidity. Or they have to agree with liberals. It's going to be a tough choice for them.

Choose one, and they die.
Choose the other, and their "principles" die.

Either option is fine by me. I'm agreeing with all the idiots on my facebook feed and never had more fun in my life.

[Thomas Hurt]

5. Please proceed, test God and if you lose too bad.

[bubbazero]

7. Been home a little tooooo long perhaps? Don't let isolation stress cause political dysfunction

Keep posting here and DUers will be happy to help. Some may even volunteer to monitor your posts--(don't want it to slip to full blown delusion--but rather maintain true snarky, entertaining and thought provoking sarcasm such as your post. thanks!)

[cayugafalls]

8. uhm...no thank you. I'll continue to present facts when confronted by their ignorance.

I know you were just kidding, but presenting them with facts is our only hope of convincing some of them that they are WRONG.

I get that it was sarcasm. There is a smilie to help clarify...

Stay well.

[SlogginThroughIt]

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